TTOG looking for hand wipes in the wrong aisle:
Guest: Someone told me hand sanitizing wipes are down this aisle.
Me, in the aisle where hand sanitizer is, thinking he probably asked where the sanitizer is: No, it's a couple aisles over.
I walk over that way, pick one up off the shelf: Is this what you're looking for?
Guest: Yes, but I don't want the one you touched.
Me: Well, someone took it out of the box to put it in the shelf. (In my head, I'm thinking, "Whatever, dude. Do you think it just sort of plopped here out of the ceiling? Pretty sure my team mate's hands aren't any cleaner than mine after opening however many cases.") And I just walk away, not able to take that much stupidity at the end of my shift.
Honestly, the time of covid is the time of stupid, in so many ways.
And I'm so glad for this web site where I can vent stuff like this and y'all understand what I'm talkin' about!