To that married couple that tried to scam us, try again, or better yet - don't.
The husband comes up first with three large bags filled with small items, wants to return them all. I look at the receipt, see he used manufacturer coupons on every fucking item and purchased the items at another Target earlier today, so is essentially trying to get cash value for the coupons. I take the receipt and show it to the GSA, she agrees with me, that, no, we're not accepting the returns. I tell him he'll need to take them back to the store he purchased them at.
He says okay, walks over to tell his wife and then leaves.
She comes up a few minutes later, first item is from toys, scans at $49.99, she says it's $25. I ask if it is in the ad or if she saw a sign. She says she saw a sign, I ask if anyone is near toys on my walkie, she immediately says nevermind she doesn't want it. She then proceeds to hand me several razors, 8 of them IIRC, she then hands me the same # of $30 off manufacturer coupons, I request she hand me back the razors so I can verify the are the correct razors. They aren't, for the most part, 1 is, but the other 7 aren't. She buys the 1, says she doesn't want the other 7. She says she will put them back while she goes and checks if we have more of the proper model I insist that that isn't necessary and that I will put them back myself (as I don't trust her not to steal them). She gets angry and leaves in a huff.