Last guest of the day, yesterday:
Guest: I want to return these items. (Three hair items and a pair of jeans..two different receipts).
Me: ok, (starting return) is there anything wrong with them.
Guest: (condescendingly) they don't stay in my hair
Me: ok, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that.
Guest: (condescending and snippy): you don't have to apologize.
Oy.
Me: okay, your total back is blah, blah, blah, $9.07 will go back to your Visa and $30.31 can either go back on the debit card or cash.
Guest staring at her receipts: wait...why aren't I getting back the full price for the hair stuff?
Me: you are...you are getting back 9.07 to the visa.
Guest stares a bit longer: fine.
Me: great, so did you want the $30.31 back on the debit card or in cash.
Guest: (snappily) on the card.
Me: ok, just go ahead and swipe your card and enter your PIN.
Guest: I dont have the card.
Me: is cash ok?
Guest: no, I need it back on the card.
Me: I'm sorry, the only way we can do that is if you have the card with you.
Guest: this is ridiculous. I want to speak to a manager.
Me: I am the front end manager.
Guest: fine (staring at her phone at this time trying to figure out if it will give her an answer).
Me: so how would you like to proceed?
Guest: just give me the cash.
Me: ok....(finishes transaction, gives guest money, staples receipts)
Guest: I thought you were going to do it on two separate transactions. The jeans were for a friend.
Me: I'm sorry, I didn't realize that. I can redo this if you would like.
Guest: no, it's fine.
Me: okay, thank you, and have a nice day! (Starts putting defective stickers on hair items)
Guest: well aren't you getting the manager?
Me: ma'am, I said I am the front end manager.
(Fellow TMs are nearly dying trying not to laugh at this point)
Guest: this is ridiculous. If I want it back on the card, they should put it back on the card, no questions asked.
Me: I'm sorry, but if it's run as debit, it needs the card.
Guest: well change it.
Me: so I should contact corporate about this
Guest: yes, immediately...this needs to change and is a stupid policy.
Me: yes, ma'am.
Oy.