To that one guest

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Guest: "No, I'm looking at it right now and it says Toys R Us."

Me: "This is Target -_- "

*Guest hangs up*

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TToG;

I'm sorry your returning an entire cart of assorted Olay products without a receipt but I am putting this on a snow flake giftcard and there's nothing you can do about it because I know it's stolen by the way your teeth are holding on for dear life.
Wait, why a snowflake giftcard?
 
To the local Fishing and Wildlife agency: don't tell people that the can get a fishing license at Target. I did not enjoy telling a guest that they couldn't get one. I don't give a shit if you can get one at Walmart; last I checked I wear a red shirt to work, not blue.
 
I love me a good smackdown during work. Best part was I was just there for backup since I was hardlines that day. I could have just barely missed her but luck was on my side~

I kind of wish she could have called the GSA over to complain so it could have been a double smackdown since that particular one is pretty good at being passive aggressive to couponers (makes my little heart flutter when she does it too).

SrTL saw it too and was pretty impressed. Overall it was a nice win

The coupon scanners WAIT for people who are on backup cashier to come up. They think these people don't know as much about coupons and just want to get back out on the floor. Just the other day o got one and I was the same way. No you can't buy this small glade candle and use this coupon for the big glade candles. No you can't use this 20$ electric toothbrush coupon on a single toothbrush. No you can't buy this travel size razor and use a coupon for fusion cartridges..
 
Ttog: thanks for inspiring me to get a new avatar after you asked me where the vhs tapes are located.

We actually had VHS tapes at my store for a couple years after I was hired. We had this older man who would come to the store every so often to get an 8-pack of cassettes, and he always seemed to go through my line. Blew my mind that we still carried them.
 
No you can't buy this small glade candle and use this coupon for the big glade candles.

This is the one that gets everyone at my store, myself included. "Oh, well, I don't know how big a 'large' Glade candle is supposed to be. I guess this is big *K1*" BZZZT, WRONG, the big ones are SO much bigger and larger! Glade, specify these size things in your coupons, for the love of honey! Save my sanity!
 
Wait, why a snowflake giftcard?

I put it on a snowflake giftcard because our drug addict thieves like to come in and get a giftcard and then take them down to the good ol' giftcard exchange machine and get cash back. If you put it on a weird shaped giftcard they can't put said giftcard into the machine so they're forced to spend the money in the store =]
 
TTOG: yes, I realize "I work there," but that doesn't mean I'm not there for a reason. I had meds to pick up as well, I wasn't there just to shoot the shit. It doesn't give you the right to jump the line in front of me
Bring a sweatshirt or change of clothes. Haven't had this problem since I started doing this.
 
TToG;

I'm sorry your returning an entire cart of assorted Olay products without a receipt but I am putting this on a snow flake giftcard and there's nothing you can do about it because I know it's stolen by the way your teeth are holding on for dear life.
NOOOOOPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE. No HBA returns without a receipt or card get processed at the service desk at my store.
 
I put it on a snowflake giftcard because our drug addict thieves like to come in and get a giftcard and then take them down to the good ol' giftcard exchange machine and get cash back. If you put it on a weird shaped giftcard they can't put said giftcard into the machine so they're forced to spend the money in the store =]
Hold on, there's machines that do this? I never really knew what happens to those kinds of no-receipters, I just knew they typically leave the store immediately. I may have to follow this strategy and see what results we get.
 
TToG - Thank you for coming to Electronics and leaving your half eaten pizza and popcorn at the boat. When I pointed out where the trashcan was, you demanded to speak to a manager because I was "ignorant and insufferable" (wtf?) and the pizza wasn't up to your apparently very high "standards." Just a reminder, you're shopping at TARGET.
 
TTOG: I don't care what the doctor's office told you. They don't set the price, you can repeat, "they said it would only be $40..." until you're blue in the face, it's not going to change the price.

Next time you go see the doctor, tell them, "the pharmacy said it would be $5" & see how far that gets you there....
 
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