Guest Services: LOD. Go to three please.
ETL: I'm on three.
Guest Services: I have a guest up here who wants to price match with the website newegg that they have pulled up on their phone for an ipad
ETL: Yeah that sounds ok, I'll come up to help out.
*ETL goes to Guest Services, has Guest Services repeat the whole schpiel again*
ETL: We price match with best buy, target.com amazon, walmart, and local print ads. Can I see your phone for this website you have pulled up?
*Guest hands over phone* [insert loud sigh here]
ETL: What's a newegg?
Me (standing at front doors adjacent to Guest Services): Target does not price match with newegg.
ETL: Well, I'm going to go ahead and do it (taking a 45% discount).
*ETL Starts Price Match Process*
*ETL can't figure out how to discount on POS*
*ETL asks me to do it*
Internal screaming commences.