I'll take your interesting shift and throw in:
To the HR grunt doing to the schedule: I'm sorry. It's a thankless job. But...no cashier until 9 am on a Saturday?!? Are you freakin' kidding me?
To the S-Bux TL: I know you want to do your own scheduling and the HR lets you tweak. STOP! One person there, by themselves, from 730-2? But, wait, there's more! Then one came in at 2, 230, 3, and 530. Seriously?!?
To the S-Bux TL (again): So, you will text your TMs asking if it's okay to switch their schedule (thereby technically working OFF the clock), but when I text you a semi-work related question - you take it to the STL and tell her that you are sick of working off the clock. I get a seek-to-discover conversation (during a REALLY rough week) and you walk around smiling the whole time.
To the S-Bux TM this morning: I'm sorry you were by yourself. But, I was GSA, cashier, and break coverage for you, GS, and the OPERATOR! Give me a break. You weren't busy. I know, because the four times you pushed the add'l assist button, THERE WAS NOBODY THERE!!!
To the first 9 am cashier: If you were feeling that sick, you shouldn't have come in. You worked for 7 minutes this morning. Then went home.
To the second 9 am cashier: If you had that big of a headache, you shouldn't have come in. You worked for three hours. Then went home.
To the 3 pm S-Bux TM: If you know you are going to have your wisdom teeth pulled on a day you are going to be working, call in. You were under your 90 days and this is your second NCNS.
To the 530 pm S-Bux TM: Thanks for calling in with the excuse of menstrual cramps. Watching the ETL's face go bright red made my day.
To that one cashier: When I tell you to go on break, please go. Don't make me come back over by you five minutes later and tell you that your break started when I sent you and it's your fault for not going. I didn't tell you that you had to stop and talk to every other cashier on the to the TSC. Don't get snippy with me when I say I would like to try to stay on schedule for breaks, especially considering I didn't have that many cashiers and everyone came in at the same time or needed breaks at the same time, and tell you to move your caboose. When you came back, I apologized if I sounded snippy. Don't call me a b*tch when my back is turned and think that I won't hear it. I did. And I will remember this the next time you ask to go on break with your friends. The answer, btw, is going to be no.
To the opening LOD: I am but one person. And you made me wear a lot of hats this morning. Thank you for - FINALLY! - getting the hint that I needed help with the two tubs of SSS you had pulled and waiting for me at 730 this morning...after telling me that I had no opening cashier. Your smart huddle was fantastic!! And that made the TMs that much closer for the needed backup.
To the Food Ave TL: I LOVE YOU!!! Thanks for trying to help me in any way you could, even though you have never been officially trained to watch the front end. You, my dear, made my day!!
Soooooooo.....my morning sucked.