*warning, long post incoming*
TTO(now ex)ETL-AP: Good luck going back to school and getting your master's degree! You were an awesome person to work for and you will be missed, and you damned well hit us up when you're back in the area to go get drinks. But you're still an asshole for leaving on your last day before I got there for the day!
TTOInvestigator: Thank you so much for spending so much extra time at our store while we were ETL-less. I was really afraid that the other ETL's were going to try to take advantage of the situation and try forcing us to crap outside our area, like reshop and push, so your presence has really helped. And it's awesome that you were able to put that asshole ETL-LOG in his place.
TTOETL-LOG: I don't know how the hell you still have a job after your shit with the cameras, but you're a bigger douche than ever.
TTOETL-SL: Good luck with your new career. I wish you the best, and I'm sad to see you leave.
TTOTM: You're amazing! I don't know how the hell you can possibly stand, let alone enjoy, zoning cosmetics, but you do an awesome job.
TTOTPS: Congrats on getting the PMT position! It sucks not having you on the AP team anymore, but it's awesome that you're getting enough of a raise that you can afford to buy a car now, not to mention the steady hours and weekends off. Actually, you're a lucking bastard. Bastard.
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TTOLOD: Sorry we took away your Cosmetics team member for 45 minutes, then a Team lead for an additional hour after that. It was by no means our intention to have them in our office that long, but as long as we have a female in custody, we need a female in the AP office with us. Also, we had absolutely zero control over the fact that PD took 2 hours to respond last night; that was by far the longest wait we've ever had while waiting for them to respond.
*Edit: oh, one more:
TTOnewTPS: Please don't suck. It's been hell trying to arrange the schedule with only two TPS' for the last two weeks, and I really want a quality Team Member.