when I'm stuck at SCO most days for 8 hours, I've gotta piss, right? I'm good friends with all of my cart attendant buddies and sometimes I gotta pee and I just go "hey can you just cover me for a minute or so I just gotta pee real quick" and you know they would be like "sure man go ahead! I'll watch because I'm ahead and if it's not that long!" and I'm never gone for more than 2 minutes.
Well, today I had to go... again. The cart attendant working tonight is another really good friend of mine, but I know he's kind of a little biotch. He's also having a bad day at school because apparently his teachers treat him like he's 11. But, instead of having to make my GSTL or GSA or another cashier take over, I asked him. He goes "huh tough shit" and I'm like "[cart attendant name] plz it won't be more than a minute." and he replies "okay whatever if youre gone for more than a minute i'm leaving im gonna be counting." and I'm like "pfft watch me." and so I go pee, fast as I can, and I speed walk back down and I ask him if he's impressed.
"YOU TOOK A MINUTE AND 40 SECONDS" and I wish he was joking. Legitimately triggered over that. I call bullshit and print out my speed id and he's still droning on, I for some reason think he's joking still, so I shoot back and trigger him. I forget what happened in these 5 seconds but it ended with me calling him a big baby.
So as I finish up my speed ID he walks around to the front of the check lane and says "Uh, excuse me, I forgot who's the one suppose to be watching self checkout?" and I tell him "Well I asked if you could for a second, you could of said no, but you didn't, did you?" and at this point I'm getting irritated. He needs to really get out of my face lol.
So I turn around and walk back to watch self checkout and he's following me and still droning on... LOUDLY mind you... about how he's doing my job while I pee for "longer than a minute" and he's still droning on, my smile disappears, and the sudden urge to just fire back is chained because I'm in a work place, but obviously he doesn't care.
So yeah, probably the most pathetic, petty, and annoying thing that happened today happened to be from a team member, all because he counted that I took way more than a minute peeing while he idly watched. No harm done to him, but apparently there was lol.
I messaged him after my shift and he says he wasn't triggered, but he was just being a smart ass... yeah, an annoying, salty, smart ass. Needless to say, it's whatever lol, I'm over it and I ended on a good night of cashiering.