Archived VENTI-SIZED RANTS

[Coffee Master]

BORROWED FROM REDDIT AS THIS HELPS DESTRESS

FOR THOSE WHO ARE NEW TO THIS, THIS IS A THREAD WHERE YOU CAN LET OUT ALL OF YOUR WORK STRESS

THE ONLY RULE: EVERYTHING MUST BE IN ALL CAPS

READY...SET...VENTI

 

[Coffee Master]

A CAPPUCCINO WITH NO FOAM IS A LATTEEEEE

 

[Asuras]

AN UPSIDE DOWN CARAMEL MACCHIATO WITHOUT CARAMEL DRIZZELE AND VANILLA...
A [Insert Flavor] FRAPPUCCINO WITHOUT ICE...

Dumb orders the past few days...

 

[DoWork]

LOUD NOISES

 

[NPC]

WHY NOT TRENTA SIZED?

NOW THAT ARIANA GRANDE IS ALL GROWN UP, WHY ISN'T SHE CALLED ARIANA VENTI?!?!?!???!!!3!!

 

[Marcellow]

I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE REMODEL NOR DO I CARE ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU WILL BE TAKING YOUR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE. TAKE YOUR BUTT TO BJ'S FOR ALL I CARE.

 

[Doglover89]

I AM NOT A TEAM LEADER. I DON'T WANT TO BE. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LEADING THE TEAM OR BEING "ZONE CAPTAIN" AT NIGHT.

 

[Planosss]

I AM NOT A TEAM LEADER. I DON'T WANT TO BE. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LEADING THE TEAM OR BEING "ZONE CAPTAIN" AT NIGHT.

So tell em, and stop bi***ing

 

[Him]

I AM NOT A TEAM LEADER. I DON'T WANT TO BE. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LEADING THE TEAM OR BEING "ZONE CAPTAIN" AT NIGHT.

So tell em, and stop bi***ing

IF THEY GOING TO TREAT YOU AS A TL, BRING THEY ASSES INTO AN OFFICE AND GIVE THEM A PIECE OF YOUR MIND!! FOLLOW IT UP WITH A TYPED UP DOCUMENT STATING YOU WILL NOW RECEIVE TL PAY.

 

[redeye58]

THERE'S NO MORE UNICORN FRAPPUCINOS!!!!
THEY'RE GONE - FINITO - NEVER TO RETURN - NO LONGER ON THE PLANET - MOVED WITHOUT A FORWARDING ADDRESS!!!

 

[Bullseyerc]

TO MY CASHIERS: I WILL NOT BE YOUR SAFETY NET WHEN YOUR PERFORMANCE IS NOT UP TO PAR!!! I WILL DELIVER CORRECTIVES AND COACHINGS WHEN APPROPRIATE IF CONTINUAL REFUSAL TO ACT ON YOUR CORE ROLES PERSISTS!!!! I KNOW RED CARDS ARE NOT FUN AND ALL.. BUT DAMMIT, AT LEAST ASK.

TO A SET OF ETLS/SRTLS: PLEASE DONT INTERVENE AS I AM VIBING WITH A GUEST AND TRY TO CHANGE MY RESPONSE!!! IF I WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR A GUEST OR REFUSE A REQUEST ALLOW ME TO DO SO. I DO NOT NEED YOU TO BABYSIT MY GSA'S AS WELL AND DO YOU REMEMBER THAT THEY'RE NOT PAID NEARLY AS MUCH TO HANDLE THE TYPE OF SHIT A TL SHOULD HANDLE? PDD's, correctives, etc... do not hand the CCA to a GSA and expect them to do it on their own (MY first CCA that I DELIVERED was as a GSA for a NC/NS). They knew I was capable of doing it, however, NOT ALL GSA'S MAY BE READY SO GET YOUR LAZY ASS TO DO IT YOURSELF!!!

 

[NKG]

NO CHANNEL 3 CONVERSATIONS ON CHANNEL 1!!! I JUST WANTED TO LET THE LOD KNOW I WENT TO LUNCH 5 MINUTES AGO

 

[Kaitii]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[2Spooky4U]

 

[2Spooky4U]

Also, a frap without ice? Well isn't that just a trenta full of stupid.

 

[Doglover89]

So tell em, and stop bi***ing

I did. I told my TLs, ETLs, etc multiple times. Doesn't matter. They still treat me like a TL.

 

[Coffee Master]

FOR THE LOVE OF FKING HELL IF YOU SEE A LINE TO THE BATHROOMS MID FRAPPYHOUR WHY THE CRAP WOULD YOU ASK FOR A POUROVER OF SOMETHING WE HAVE TO FIND, GRIND AND BABYSIT!?!??!????

THERE WAS ONLY TWO OF US WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?!?? IM GONNA DECAF YOU SO HARD IF I SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!

 

[Coffee Master]

WHY NOT TRENTA SIZED?

BECAUSE WERE VENTING AND VENTI IS A SIZE!!! ITS THE MOST LOGICAL

 

[commiecorvus]

IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL YOURSELF A BARISTA YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW WHAT A DOPPIO IS.

 

[NPC]

IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL YOURSELF A BARISTA YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW WHAT A DOPPIO IS.

Isn't that one of the seven dwarves?

 

[commiecorvus]

Isn't that one of the seven dwarves?

No, those are Snarly, Sulky, Scowly, Surly, Sleepy, Snotty, and Sullen.
At least that's the dwarves you get when they haven't had their doppio.

 

[DoWork]

I THOUGHT BARISTA WAS ANOTHER WORD FOR HIPSTER. IVE BEEN USING IT WRONG.

 

[Coffee Master]

Isn't that one of the seven dwarves?

I THINK ITS

No, those are Snarly, Sulky, Scowly, Surly, Sleepy, Snotty, and Sullen.
At least that's the dwarves you get when they haven't had their doppio.

CAPS PLEASE