Tell other back room team member(s) I'm going on my 30. I've almost given up on taking my 15s.
Hand them my electronics stock room/wave keys.
Put my jacket on before I leave the back room (my red is covered, I'm clearly on break, don't try to stop me)
Run to the break room, because that bit in the parenthesis doesn't seem to apply to certain entitled guests.
Put the walkie on really low volume so I can listen to the mayhem.