Archived What stupid title did you get for Black Friday?

[Cat]

I will now be known as the Apple Line Ambassador! All hail! What about the rest of you?

 

[Kartman]

I am the King of Carts.

 

[catrainer]

GSA at 2 AM!

 

[BlueSide]

I'm blue side...seriously I'm taking on blue side endcaps.

 

[tomthy]

Back Breaker (because our cart pushers aint working ill be pushing those carts and breaking mah back).

 

[Phoenix26]

Same Title as everyday. GSTL-GSA

 

[Firefox]

Service Desk, actually. But it sounds like my Sr. GSTL wants me to own the Service Desk, so that'll be my little domain for that day. I'll be coordinating their breaks and making sure that everything runs smoothly at the SD. Should be fun.

 

[TallAPGuy]

Target Protection Specialist. At 1 am.

 

[Kartman]

Try not to snap any necks.

 

[Kompa]

slave

 

[Kartman]

That's the spirit!

 

[Kaitii]

The worst title of them all, cashier

 

[SFSFun]

Flexible Fulfillment - SPU

Horay I get to do all of the SPU orders in addition to helping the SFS team.

 

[MANmcMAN]

i'll maintain my title of Pretzel Slave at the target cafe friday morning

 

[SnorlaxTM]

Ship from Overnight Hell

 

[TallAPGuy]

Try not to snap any necks.

Ah, but the fun part is that I'm allowed* to do that!
*Allowed meaning what LOD doesn't see doesn't hurt them.

 

[FAwasteoftime]

I have no family , so I must work on Thanksgiving!!

Pretty long title.

 

[Burlseveryday]

Guest. (Not Attending)

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Go to gopher, with mini-mes.

 

[HairyToothpick]

Ah, but the fun part is that I'm allowed* to do that!
*Allowed meaning what LOD doesn't see doesn't hurt them.

Unless it is the LOD's neck you are snapping and you sneak up behind them.

 

[doodlebug]

GSA...same as everyday...just at 4am.

 

[signingminion]

Electronics...what I actually do will depend on what equipment I'm "allowed".

 

[qmosqueen]

Special Projects Specialist ... at 7PM Wednesday to 4 or 5 AM Turkey Day.

I will be back at 5 PM Turkey Day as Direction Coordinator ... (So about 11 or 12 hrs on Turkey day)

Directing the guest to locations where those special pallets of toys and electronics are located over in the Grocery Aisles.

 

[redstripes]

The Person Who Answers the Phone and Says "Yes, We Are Open Regular Hours Today."

The Person Who Says "I Can't Ring Up Your Six Carts of Toys Here at the Pharmacy Counter So You Can Bypass the Line Up Front."

and

The Person Who Says "Be Right With You... Sorry About the Wait... No, I Can't Ring Up Your Six Carts of Toys Here at the Pharmacy Counter So You Can Bypass the Line Up Front..." (next guest) "Sorry Mr. [HIPAA], I Haven't Had a Chance to Finish Your Prescription Yet, We've Had a Lot of Interrupti--No, Sorry Ma'am, We're Not Ringing Up Large Non-Pharmacy Orders... What Was I Saying? Oh Yeah, We've Been Having A Lot of Interruptions."


Thanksgiving however, I will be sales floor or cashier or something when we open. I mostly anticipate it will come down to a last minute call.

 

[jenna]

Jack of all trades, but master of none.

aka I am sure I will be moved about the store based upon the whim of the LOD.