You know what time it is at Target when..

[Dream Baby]

It's 6:00 PM and the store starts playing "Bro Country" songs.

I heard this twice in same shift recently.

 

[dannyy315]

They started playing that last month the last couple weeks before I quit. Good timing, I'm not a fan. Although they're a very talented group of musicians, I saw them open for Dave Matthews Band once. I've just never liked their songs too much.

 

[Caliwest]

You know what time it is at Target on a Middle School early out Friday when... a spot taneous game of Marco Polo and toss football breaks out with all players oblivious to any actual shoppers in the store.

 

[Planosss]

you know what time it is when a dog enters the store and immediately squats, on carpet.

 

[NotCynicalYet]

You know what time it is when the overhead speaker comes on at night and instead of a human voice, you hear feedback that seems to resemble a blue whale's orgasm.

 

[animalcrossing]

You know what time it is when a team lead says over the walkie, "for the rest of the day, no unaccompanied minors are allowed in the store"

 

[Dream Baby]

You know what time it is when a team lead says over the walkie, "for the rest of the day, no unaccompanied minors are allowed in the store"

I wish our store did that it would save all the hassle of kicking out of the store constantly.

 

[animalcrossing]

I wish our store did that it would save all the hassle of kicking out of the store constantly.

A nationwide ban of unaccompanied minors at Target would fix a lot of our problems honestly. After a team member got assaulted by a brat minor trying to steal, we've been doing EVERYTHING possible to try and get the rule in place