Archived You know you've been at Target too long...

[Rarejem]

...when every pair of khakis has an LPDA hole in the front pocket and a box cutter slash in the back pocket.

 

[DMNDZ bruhh]

this is sad, but i KNOW ive worked at target for too long

im starting to pick up a habit of leaving my personal belongings in the backroom

ive actually named all the equipment, ive named the baler Barbara, so its name is Barbara the baler, and Catherine the CROWN

 

[redeye58]

Yeh, but when you start TALKING to "Barbara the baler" & "Catherine the crown"......Houston, we got a problem.

 

[lovecats]

Yeh, but when you start TALKING to "Barbara the baler" & "Catherine the crown"......Houston, we got a problem.

I just talk to myself on the sales floor mostly. Ok, I admit it, I do talk to inanimate objects when I'm zoningardon:.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Yeh, but when you start TALKING to "Barbara the baler" & "Catherine the crown"......Houston, we got a problem.

I just talk to myself on the sales floor mostly. Ok, I admit it, I do talk to inanimate objects when I'm zoningardon:.

i do same thing, especially in market zoning...

 

[DMNDZ bruhh]

Yeh, but when you start TALKING to "Barbara the baler" & "Catherine the crown"......Houston, we got a problem.

lol, i just named them just because i was bored

 

[mrknownothing]

Yeh, but when you start TALKING to "Barbara the baler" & "Catherine the crown"......Houston, we got a problem.

lol, i just named them just because i was bored

Is the WAVe's name Willy?

 

[mrknownothing]

ive actually named all the equipment, ive named the baler Barbara, so its name is Barbara the baler, and Catherine the CROWN

Yeh, but when you start TALKING to "Barbara the baler" & "Catherine the crown"......Houston, we got a problem.

Suddenly, this thread reminds me way too much of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuCw5k-Lph0

 

[commiecorvus]

I like it when the red water comes out............

 

[SLTM]

I knew I worked at Target too long when I started having this recurring dream which combined my love of Facebook games with zoning softlines. I would see something out of place or on the floor, move my mouse and click on the misplaced item, it would magically zoom to the correct position. I even remember thinking "wow, I wish I could really zone this way".:girl_sigh:

 

[DMNDZ bruhh]

Yeh, but when you start TALKING to "Barbara the baler" & "Catherine the crown"......Houston, we got a problem.

lol, i just named them just because i was bored

Is the WAVe's name Willy?

its wallace actually lol, and my favorite PDA is peter the PDA. i tell my ETLs at my store this and they all get a kick out of it.

 

[babytrees]

Yeh, but when you start TALKING to "Barbara the baler" & "Catherine the crown"......Houston, we got a problem.

I just talk to myself on the sales floor mostly. Ok, I admit it, I do talk to inanimate objects when I'm zoningardon:.

I do that outside of Target....maybe I am just plain nuts

 

[Nov17]

Hilarious, naming the baler and other equipment. I actually talk to myself while working sometimes but it is kind of a habit anyway. I guess a weird thing is that sometimes when I'm taking my carts of trash to the backroom I say "C'mon guys, let's go," and apologize to things when I drop them. Then I admonish myself when I realize how crazy that would look.

 

[redeye58]

At spot, talking to yourself is sometimes the only way to have an intelligent conversation.

 

[Nov17]

...when every pair of khakis has an LPDA hole in the front pocket and a box cutter slash in the back pocket.

This too! 2/3 pairs of my work pants have the box cutter hole in the back pocket.

 

[mrknownothing]

...when every pair of khakis has an LPDA hole in the front pocket and a box cutter slash in the back pocket.

This too! 2/3 pairs of my work pants have the box cutter hole in the back pocket.

I hope you take it out of your pocket during your breaks!

 

[Nov17]

Nope! I always forget to, even in the car... should be careful, especially for the sake of my poor front seat.

 

[mrknownothing]

Nope! I always forget to, even in the car... should be careful, especially for the sake of my poor front seat.

Code Green in the break room! Redeye, we'll need degreaser!

 

[RightArm]

I've been recognizing Target clothes in commercials and tv shows.

I do that all the time when I'm out. Not only do I recognize the clothing I can tell you exactly where it's hanging in my store. >< That and shoes....it's kind of scary! haha

 

[RightArm]

Hilarious, naming the baler and other equipment. I actually talk to myself while working sometimes but it is kind of a habit anyway. I guess a weird thing is that sometimes when I'm taking my carts of trash to the backroom I say "C'mon guys, let's go," and apologize to things when I drop them. Then I admonish myself when I realize how crazy that would look.

Good, I'm not the only odd one. I call our AVR "Gertrude".... though the funniest thing ever was when one of our TMs thought the AVR was the operator. "Guest service needed in Pets. Who will get that?" I had to explain that it was a computer automated reply coming over the walkie and not an actual person.

 

[redeye58]

Nope! I always forget to, even in the car... should be careful, especially for the sake of my poor front seat.

Code Green in the break room! Redeye, we'll need degreaser!

*me grabs my bottle along with a first aid kit*