Kool-Aid drinking Team Lead: Spot wants things done faster. Also we're cutting payroll. Now hurry up and finish those 7 uboats of freight before you leave in 2 hours.
Rational TM #1: But that makes no sense! How do I accomplish this? You've halved our personnel but expect more things to get done? brb need to help cover checklanes for the 8th time today.
Kool-Aid drinking Team Lead: We've given you all the tools to succeed, you're just falling to meet Corporate's Expectations. *troll face* We have a visit on Thursday and we really need you to step up and make the store look great! *sips coffee despite drinks not being allowed on sales floor*
Rational TM #2: But the store isn't looking great. Everything is falling apart. We're working really hard, we've been "stepping up" for over a year since modernization started to roll out at our store yet things are only getting worse. We're losing all our experienced TMs and never have enough...
Kool-Aid drinking Team Lead: PUSH FASTER!! JUST GET IT DONE, NO EXCUSES!! Don't make us cut you're hours!!
Rational TM #1: You've already cut us down to 16 hours a week. 😰 brb need to make a bale since everyone else refuses to do it.
Rational TM #2: I can't afford to pay my rent this month and I'm losing all my health benefits soon. 😭
Kool-Aid drinking Team Lead: Listen, we can't have all this negativity, alright? This type of attitude is why none of you will move up in this company lol. *smug face, sips coffee*
Rational TMs: *thousand yard stare*