Anyone else hate target soup?

[markiplier]

im sick of it at this point

 

[Bob Hoggins]

Yup, it’s awful. I heard they put testosterone in it 😱

 

[StaticSun]

🙄

 

[Captain Orca]

Try their Cream of Chupacabra soup, it's terrific.

 

[MrT]

The target kool-aid getting stronger and strong though 🤣

 

[Target81]

It makes you question things, or ask lots of questions.....Employee 626 downs bowls, not cups.

 

[UboatOfDeath]

I guess I'm one of those few people at work who eat Ramen noodles... buy myself a week's worth of menudo...

 

[Captain Orca]

Nothing wrong with Ramen. Good cheap lunch.

 

[happygoth]

I like Ramen but don't eat it that often because it's loaded with sodium and carbs and has almost no nutritional value.

 

[Captain Orca]

HG yes, no argument there, it's loaded with NaCl. Add some sliced Costco hot dogs, a complete meal.

 

[animalcrossing]

I've never had the soup but I think their version of the Panera Bread white cheddar mac and cheese is wonderful. Don't get the microwavable mashed potatoes though - they never get fully warm

 

[redeye58]

I like Ramen but don't eat it that often because it's loaded with sodium and carbs and has almost no nutritional value.

It's filling when you got nuthin' else.

 

[Captain Orca]

It's defines fine dining.

 

[Tessa120]

I've never had the soup but I think their version of the Panera Bread white cheddar mac and cheese is wonderful. Don't get the microwavable mashed potatoes though - they never get fully warm

You just need to stir them once or twice during the cooking.

 

[animalcrossing]

You just need to stir them once or twice during the cooking.

That's the problem, I did 🙁

 

[flow4areasonuno]

That's the problem, I did 🙁

What wattage of microwave do you have? That might have something to do with it

 

[can't touch this]

Plain ramen with the included flavor packet isn’t actual food but you can fuck with it some to make it fit for human consumption. Toss the packet and add real chicken broth, a dash of garlic powder, chives, and top that shit off with peanut sauce, seaweed (nori) and sriracha. Give this a shot if you are literally living on ramen since chicken broth = protein, seaweed = iodine and chili peppers = vitamin C

 

[jackandcat]

im sick of it at this point

What exactly is "target soup"? Is this a canned soup sold by target like good & gather or Market pantry?

 

[Captain Orca]

Soup or stew "Stewp". Stick a can of ready to heat (not condensed) soup of choice on the exhaust manifold of your SUV. Warm up the engine, wait 20 mins. Crack open a tube of MP Saltines. Rip the top off the soup and crumble the saltines into the soup. Keep a spoon or two in the console.