I've always wanted to dress in red and khaki and go shopping at a store where I don't work. After all, there's no law saying you can't wear a red Polo and khaki pants. Then walk around. When people try and talk to me or ask questions, just glare them down like slugs. I know it's mean, but what an evil way to have fun. Maybe even wear a name tag that is generic with no Target logo 9n it as if I work somewhere else. lol