Confessions of a Target TM

[DBZ]

Once I threw the old nasty EISM bin, in the trash, in the backroom.

Sometimes when a TL bitches about GS not being logged into the phone, I log in and then log back out a little while later.

 

[happygoth]

I sometimes have sex dreams about co-workers and feel awkward when I see them next day.

This happened to me once 😬 that too around the time I started working for Target .

That's happened to me before too!

 

[happygoth]

Sometimes I really wonder if you are my SETL LOL

They can't expect me to pass by seasonal or the triumvirate of Threshold, Opalhouse and Hearth & Hand on my way to the backroom without stopping for a little look-see! 👀

 

[redeye58]

we can have little a dumpster fire, as a treat

I'll bring the marshmallows

 

[TheCartGuy]

I'll bring the marshmallows

Don't forget the Hershey's chocolate and gram crackers.

 

[seasonaldude]

Ive been skipping backroom locations in my OPU batches solely because I dont want to have to to the backroom where our ship area is. Just too much of a dumpster fire these days and I'm much happier at work if I can completely avoid it.

I skip casepacks. Caseless means caseless. So, if DBOs are going to backstock casepacks, looking at you Seasonal, well enjoy pulling that out in your next 1for1. I'm not going to do it. Other than that I'll try to be nice and only skip the back if it's inaccesible, or market aisles while they working on their massive pulls. Don't want to interrupt their work too much. They're busy too.

 

[Shizle7]

If I’m in OPU, I’ll place an order because I know I’ll pick it.

 

[happygoth]

I skip casepacks. Caseless means caseless. So, if DBOs are going to backstock casepacks, looking at you Seasonal, well enjoy pulling that out in your next 1for1. I'm not going to do it. Other than that I'll try to be nice and only skip the back if it's inaccesible, or market aisles while they working on their massive pulls. Don't want to interrupt their work too much. They're busy too.

I just pulled packs of mens underwear down from way up high...what happened to the ladderless backroom? They totally screwed up my aisle to make room for Toys - removed wacos without delocating the merch or deleting the locations!

 

[qmosqueen]

Any reshop that’s not food just gets put wherever in hardlines mostly put in pets sorry

 

[Planosss]

Yo, what did I say about a dumpster fire?

What’s up old timer, I hope this year was kind on you.

 

[NKG]

I never ever counted anything for audit. I never went into the freezer either to count 🤭

 

[Planosss]

I never ever counted anything for audit. I never went into the freezer either to count 🤭

happy thanksgiving.

 

[Style2563]

When a guest looks for a certain size and ask if we have any in the backroom- I scan it and it says there are like 5 on hand (most likely the shirts are hanging in the back) , I show them the “no locations in the back” to let them know it’s out of stock.

 

[likeyouneedtokno]

When a guest looks for a certain size and ask if we have any in the backroom- I scan it and it says there are like 5 on hand (most likely the shirts are hanging in the back) , I show them the “no locations in the back” to let them know it’s out of stock.

lol same. i say nope sorry, none in back. 😂

 

[rd123]

When a guest looks for a certain size and ask if we have any in the backroom- I scan it and it says there are like 5 on hand (most likely the shirts are hanging in the back) , I show them the “no locations in the back” to let them know it’s out of stock.

Hope they won’t go for a second opinion 😂

 

[Tarshitsucks]

I admit that I flipped the bird at my boss once when she really pissed me off. I have also done at guests underneath the shit Avenue counter.

 

[Captain Orca]

Very professional, something you should be quite proud of.

 

[PackAndCry]

Sometimes I press down my walkie button when my ETL is talking to cut him off when he's being obnoxious.

 

[ManMythMachine]

Yo, what did I say about a dumpster fire?

One time, at band camp, I saw someone smoke a flute. And where there is smoke, there could possibly be a dumpster fire.

One time, in the gutter, I saw my own mind there along with the minds of all the other people in the gutter.

Seriously though, If I'm in the Outbound wing, and my water bottle is empty, and the cooler is down because E&F didn't change the filter, I'll grab one of the hundred or so loose bottles of water from PIPO water pallets that fell apart all over the place. I feel water is a sustenance so I'm not stealing, but rather saving my existence by not drinking the sulfuric acid that spews forth from the depths of hades to the spigots of our mainly defunct & most unclean "water" fountains.

 

[ManMythMachine]

we can have little a dumpster fire, as a treat

Yas!

Please sir, I want some S'MOARS!

 

[ManMythMachine]

Talked to someone on the phone about an item. I said we had it in stock (we didn't) and I said we would put it on hold for them (I didn't). Guest was in the store 30 minutes later for the item and I acted like I didn't know anything about it.

You should run for President!

 

[Ringwraith917]

I've told a guest on the phone we were out of something just because I didnt' have time time to look.

 

[happygoth]

If it says something like 0 on floor, 0 in back, 2 on hand and it's not where it's supposed to be, I will say we don't have any. That mofo could be anywhere!

 

[JuicedSoftball1]

-Many many years ago when I was young and stupid I was dating a coworker and we worked overnight. Our process used to start before the store actually closed. I punched in and started working and got a text message to come to the parking lot. We had adult relations while I was punched in. I guess that makes me a prostitute since I got paid to have adult relations? lol

 

[happygoth]

-Many many years ago when I was young and stupid I was dating a coworker and we worked overnight. Our process used to start before the store actually closed. I punched in and started working and got a text message to come to the parking lot. We had adult relations while I was punched in. I guess that makes me a prostitute since I got paid to have adult relations? lol

I'm a happily married woman now, but back when I was single and working security at my old job, oh the shenanigans! Loss Prevention were hoes, the lot of 'em!