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We have a srtl in our store who gets right in front of ppl ( doesn't matter if its male or female) and does what I refer to as the swift shift. He adjusts his package...and he does it several times a day. I mean as a guy I know sometimes things land in odd places and you have to correct it ...however, if yo uare doing it several times a day in front of people .... that may be an issue...
 
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Loki said:
While sweaty balls are a pain in the ass I am more worried about getting a boner at work. Especially when you work in close proximity to your girlfriend like I do. It's hard sometimes (ha ha ha)
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I see what you did there lol. Seriously, boners at work in khakis are pretty awkward.
 
I think the standard is one dump per shift for each Target team member. The dump is probably taken before the shift not shit starts or possibly after the first hour. Everyone is human and has to unload all the crap that they ate last night.
 
Everyone is human. But I don't like to shit at work. I will if I have to, but I honestly rarely go to the bathroom at work even to piss. I barely ever need to. At home though, that's a different story. I more than make up for it at the house or anywhere else lol.
 
Anyone have non working A/C in back room? My store backroom is like a oven while sale floor feel like you walk in dairy cooler! Forget about PMT because he said it's working for years and years but flat refused fix the damn A/C or order extra damn commercial fan!
 
DeadEnd said:
Anyone have non working A/C in back room? My store backroom is like a oven while sale floor feel like you walk in dairy cooler! Forget about PMT because he said it's working for years and years but flat refused fix the damn A/C or order extra damn commercial fan!
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Hell no. Our entire store is hot though I have no idea why but it's miserable.
 
sigma7 said:
I see what you did there lol. Seriously, boners at work in khakis are pretty awkward.
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I'm just glad I'm not the only one who gets them. I have had people deny deny deny and they're full of shit. Every dude here has gotten at least one boner (if not more) at work.
 
We went through the non working ac thing in the br last year....one of the units went out...it took them like a month to fix it...it ws hot as hell back there.
 
sigma7 said:
Everyone is human. But I don't like to shit at work. I will if I have to, but I honestly rarely go to the bathroom at work even to piss. I barely ever need to. At home though, that's a different story. I more than make up for it at the house or anywhere else lol.
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Having to go poopy in a public bathroom...drives me insane. I will try to hold it till I get home..but I had my gall bladder taken out last year...so when I eat or drink anything...usually I have to go about an hour later ( anyone else relate?).but sometimes you just cant hold it any longer....and you have to let her rip
 
Loki said:
I'm just glad I'm not the only one who gets them. I have had people deny deny deny and they're full of shit. Every dude here has gotten at least one boner (if not more) at work.
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They're all lying. Or the just don't have the same testosterone levels we do and/or aren't apparently still teenagers where it counts.
 
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sigma7 said:
They're all lying. Or the just don't have the same testosterone levels and/or aren't apparently still teenagers where it counts.
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These are college age kids. Idk if they're not getting laid or hey maybe they really don't get boners at all.
 
Loki said:
These are college age kids. Idk if they're not getting laid or hey maybe they really don't get boners at all.
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I suppose it is possible. It would be nice to only get the ones I want lol.
 
I don't find any aspect of working at Target arousing enough to cause one, so, no issue there.

And sure, I sweat at work, but it's not bad enough that someone standing next to me can smell it or that it's awkward. I shower before I go to bed, put on a freshly washed uniform in the morning and a little bit of deodorant. Good to go.
 
A boner at work (when I was young and crazy) was how I gained a stalker.

Lesson is: Don't get a boner at work.
 
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