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Even more fun is how the bathroom sinks seem to be set at either dribble or blast so when you go wash your hands the front of your shirt and pants now look like you are the loser in a pissing duel,
 
commiecorvus said:
Even more fun is how the bathroom sinks seem to be set at either dribble or blast so when you go wash your hands the front of your shirt and pants now look like you are the loser in a pissing duel,
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This is why I lean forward to wash my wands :p

I'm always standing a few feet back from the faucet, to prevent this very thing from happening. Lmao.
 
CashierTM said:
What...? How does this even happen? o_O
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Well he's not a stalker in the sense that he knows where I live and follows me everywhere or leaves me voicemails. It was around when I was 21. We showed interest in that way and exchanged numbers and hooked up a couple of times. Last time we hooked up I was visiting my city (was home at my parents for that summer) he started telling me all this weird shit about how he steals from my store and once stole a netbook and "the blonde lady with the big ass" (our SL ETL at the time) almost caught him. Weirded me the f out. I transferred to a store near my parents for that summer and I was so freaked out that somehow I was gonna get linked to him that I told AP at that store and they contacted my store.

After that he would come in the store and follow me around and stare at my junk. AP would follow him at times (both TPS and APS) and LOD would make me go in TSC until he left. He stopped showing up.

Then I was coming home one night from Target and my friend invites me to her apartment. Walk in and look to the left... I see him with a dude (my friend's friend) sitting on her sofa! I go in the kitchen and tell her I have to leave; that's the dude that follows me around staring at my junk. He was in my freaking building!! A couple of years later, my BF and I went to a club and he comes up to us and yells "HEY BUDDDDDY!" Ugh. My boyfriend calls him "Hey Buddy" now.

I've seen him in the store maybe four times the past year and a half after not seeing him for a while, last was maybe two weeks ago. He makes me uncomfortable and will look out for me. ETLs will ask me if I want them to ask him to leave, but I generally just stay away from him. One HR even offered to setup an escort to my car when I leave but I didn't think it was necessary. I do tend to get very uncomfortable when he's there and will look over my shoulder the rest of the night and freak out a bit if I see someone who looks close to him. But I don't think he's a real threat.
 
commiecorvus said:
Even more fun is how the bathroom sinks seem to be set at either dribble or blast so when you go wash your hands the front of your shirt and pants now look like you are the loser in a pissing duel,
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Pissing duels are quite normal at my store. We're all a bunch of disgusting immature assholes.
 
I tested it out, I used to work In flow and noticed that showering the night before didn't help. I had to wake up extra early to shower. It sucks, but while you are asleep your body is still running specially sleeping..it takes that time to slowly get rid of body oils and bacterias.
 
daninnj said:
Well he's not a stalker in the sense that he knows where I live and follows me everywhere or leaves me voicemails. It was around when I was 21. We showed interest in that way and exchanged numbers and hooked up a couple of times. Last time we hooked up I was visiting my city (was home at my parents for that summer) he started telling me all this weird shit about how he steals from my store and once stole a netbook and "the blonde lady with the big ass" (our SL ETL at the time) almost caught him. Weirded me the f out. I transferred to a store near my parents for that summer and I was so freaked out that somehow I was gonna get linked to him that I told AP at that store and they contacted my store.

After that he would come in the store and follow me around and stare at my junk. AP would follow him at times (both TPS and APS) and LOD would make me go in TSC until he left. He stopped showing up.

Then I was coming home one night from Target and my friend invites me to her apartment. Walk in and look to the left... I see him with a dude (my friend's friend) sitting on her sofa! I go in the kitchen and tell her I have to leave; that's the dude that follows me around staring at my junk. He was in my freaking building!! A couple of years later, my BF and I went to a club and he comes up to us and yells "HEY BUDDDDDY!" Ugh. My boyfriend calls him "Hey Buddy" now.

I've seen him in the store maybe four times the past year and a half after not seeing him for a while, last was maybe two weeks ago. He makes me uncomfortable and will look out for me. ETLs will ask me if I want them to ask him to leave, but I generally just stay away from him. One HR even offered to setup an escort to my car when I leave but I didn't think it was necessary. I do tend to get very uncomfortable when he's there and will look over my shoulder the rest of the night and freak out a bit if I see someone who looks close to him. But I don't think he's a real threat.
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Sounds fun.... but I don't see why you say no to your ETL's about kicking him out, he confessed to stealing and he makes you uncomfortable. o_O
 
DeadEnd said:
Anyone have non working A/C in back room? My store backroom is like a oven while sale floor feel like you walk in dairy cooler! Forget about PMT because he said it's working for years and years but flat refused fix the damn A/C or order extra damn commercial fan!
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The AC didn't come until semi-recently so they got some giant fan from god knows where I think it's the cleaning crew's fan and set it up at one end of the backroom.

Walking down there is like being in a music video with your hair flowing and shit
 
The water in the bowl of the back room toilet is too high. I tried it once. Never again. It's an awful, but pride evoking, feeling to sit down and splash, wet dong.
 
I keep things "neat" and still have never had my sack stick to my leg. Maybe it's the kind of underwear I wear (stretch boxer briefs). Either people have some low hanging berries or they sweat glue. I remember when my brother told me that he uses baby powder and thought he must have saggy old man balls - he's younger than me. And trust me, it is hot and humid where I live. Just never had that problem.
 
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