Archived I called out from work because... (A game)

[countingsheep]

My yacht broke down and my dog is sleeping in the mercedes whil my favorite pet leopard is snuggled up to my never released to the public nikes. Sorry but I am out of transportstion options but I will send you a post card from the carribean when my private jets lands on my wednesday getaway roof. Ktnxbye

 

[redeye58]

I can't get out of the house because their is a moose blocking the driveway.

Actually that was a real reason.

I remember the pics.
Smashing! Ab-so-lutely smashing!

 

[Spot the doge]

Restroom follow-up was needed in my bathroom but nobody ever came, so there I sat.

 

[Backroom81]

I'm gonna be late because the softlines girl I've been flirting with stayed at my apartment last night. I'll be in as soon as we finish, shower, and I take her home.

That was a real one back when I was 20. That was the only time I've ever called in for an irresponsible reason and my TL covered for me.

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[BigEyedPhish]

We should have another thread titled "I showed up, even though........."

Mine would be not sleeping a wink, after taking a couple doses of LSD at the Phish Concert the night before.... I had bluish/orange contrails that followed any movement first 1 hour of my shift..... "Huddle was a Struggle, to put it lightly".

 

[Formina Sage]

 

[Tessa120]

My cat decided to sleep on my chest last night. He's still there and I can't move until he wakes up and goes elsewhere.

 

[pellinore]

My GPS isn't working and I can't find my way to work without it.

 

[slowhands]

My parakeet has bird flu.

 

[shortstuffishere]

My cat ate my work clothes.

 

[Tessa120]

My arson trial starts today and my lawyer says I have to show up.

 

[pellinore]

My cat ate my work clothes.

Hmmm......dog at the cat......my work clothes just showed up again.....a little too brown for me.

 

[Tardis77]

I called out because I have a good surplus now

 

[amber19renee83]

I was part of a revolt.
Namely, my intestines were revolting over last night's dinner.

Must have had Taco Bell

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

I can't get out of the house because their is a moose blocking the driveway.

Actually that was a real reason.

Or my wife's reason for being late, because the Jersey turnpike was covered with frozen chickens.

 

[NoTasking]

One of our GSAs called out today because he forgot he had to take camera equipment back to Memphis (a 9 hour drive)...

 

[YoNanas]

So...I live in a realllly bad neighborhood...so I HAVE to stay home and look out for my AMAZON packages....otherwise they will get stolen from the front porch!

I had a few of my packages stolen too and I wish I could use my Target's shipping address. But then the ship from store crew might mistake it a return and end up reselling it as As Is or Online Item. Haha

 

[YoNanas]

Man I wish I was that close to a moose. Now I need some ice cream called Moose Tracks. It's hot as hell here!

 

[YoNanas]

I just got my delivery from Amazon and need to backstock the shoes.

 

[YoNanas]

My car got hangry on the way to work so I guess we're not going there.

 

[YoNanas]

My toilet doesn't have casters and I can't get off it since I'm just cleaning out my intestines when the clock says time to go out the door to work but I just started on the toilet.

 

[YoNanas]

I have to FIFO my fridge since there is no one else at home and Uncle John is visiting tonight so I don't want him to grab something a week old.

 

[Bosch]

I had a few of my packages stolen too and I wish I could use my Target's shipping address. But then the ship from store crew might mistake it a return and end up reselling it as As Is or Online Item. Haha

I spend a $100 a year to have a mail box at a UPS store.. Good money spent.. No worries about them being stolen off my porch.

 

[redeye58]

So...I live in a realllly bad neighborhood...so I HAVE to stay home and look out for my AMAZON packages....otherwise they will get stolen from the front porch!

Be glad you didn't live in Austin during that time.