Is this Real Life? (A Market vent thread)

BigEyedPhish said:
Well... First Steritech visit since I left Market and of course... we get our first yellow visit in years.... First thing I did when I heard he was there was confiscate all of the Plano Teams Chemicals... then promptly went back to purging the fixture room, felt nice not to have that blood pressure rise as soon as I heard he was here (although it did a little, out of habit).

I am sure I will be confronted about it, but when my constant "Opportunity" over the years has been to be seen more as a "leader" I will ask just who did they think lead the Market team to green food safety visits for years..
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Vindifuckingcation!!
 
BigEyedPhish said:
Well... First Steritech visit since I left Market and of course... we get our first yellow visit in years.... First thing I did when I heard he was there was confiscate all of the Plano Teams Chemicals... then promptly went back to purging the fixture room, felt nice not to have that blood pressure rise as soon as I heard he was here (although it did a little, out of habit).

I am sure I will be confronted about it, but when my constant "Opportunity" over the years has been to be seen more as a "leader" I will ask just who did they think lead the Market team to green food safety visits for years..
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Just remember, when they talk about it at huddle its frowned upon to laugh maniacally after they say its yellow for the first time in ages.....although its fun to watch it burn behind you to some degree...
 
Someone tell the dumbass TL who isnt even market to not TPC bakery. He seems to think it'll sell at 5%.

No it won't.

So I told him this and he responds with "don't put out so much then"

Despite the fact that he would be one of the first to bitch at me if that table isn't 100% full

I wonder where else is hiring.
 
Fuck target's supply process. I say with absolute certainty that I could do a better job, while drinking, than you fuckwits. I've witnessed product shortages and floods. I've watched you take away my capability of ordering some products only to not send said products. I've watched you fuck my counts up so bad that I couldn't even rationalize why they were so off. I've gone from extremes of bare minimum to reduce waste to overload so that everything could always be FAB.

I've come to a conclusion today after seeing so many missed sales: when I can, I'm going to order a FUCKTON of everything that sells. If I can't order it, I'm going to research it and say 0. There's absolutely no reason my juice section should look empty when you mother fuckers decided in advance to put it on sale. Sure, my losses might be higher, but the guests will always have what they're looking for(provided you guys don't run out and not give us a notice) and the sales will continue to climb.

Big days like super bowl Sunday/Saturday can really put perspective on the lack of effort in things.
 
DoWork said:
Fuck target's supply process. I say with absolute certainty that I could do a better job, while drinking, than you fuckwits. I've witnessed product shortages and floods. I've watched you take away my capability of ordering some products only to not send said products. I've watched you fuck my counts up so bad that I couldn't even rationalize why they were so off. I've gone from extremes of bare minimum to reduce waste to overload so that everything could always be FAB.

I've come to a conclusion today after seeing so many missed sales: when I can, I'm going to order a FUCKTON of everything that sells. If I can't order it, I'm going to research it and say 0. There's absolutely no reason my juice section should look empty when you mother fuckers decided in advance to put it on sale. Sure, my losses might be higher, but the guests will always have what they're looking for(provided you guys don't run out and not give us a notice) and the sales will continue to climb.

Big days like super bowl Sunday/Saturday can really put perspective on the lack of effort in things.
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are you a super target

because I question why you don't already research and have it say 0
 
Yes. I mean, even if I have three of a product, I'll sell those three before lunch on the weekend. They don't understand variances in sales. If I don't research the product with three and say 0, I won't get said product for at least two trucks, costing many sales.
 
Why can't I Qmos/toss more than 50 on the mydevice?? My research is to Qmos down the on hand counts. I know for sure 1 PA just throws things away. My counts for banana said we had over 400 when Saturday morning it was more like 200. Egg counts are soooooo high but we do have 1 1/2 pallets of eggs in the dairy cooler. We just made 3 metros into rolling STO'd back stock in the dairy cooler for yogurts. so now I am down 3 metros on truck days for back stock.
 
I know valentines cookies and cupcakes are in the ad this week. But really who do you think is going to push them with hours cut ??? They are gonna sit in the freezer most of the week right now we have 4 red tubs full of just valentines bakery And only 1 table to squeeze them on with all the other bakery !!
 
qmosqueen said:
I know valentines cookies and cupcakes are in the ad this week. But really who do you think is going to push them with hours cut ??? They are gonna sit in the freezer most of the week right now we have 4 red tubs full of just valentines bakery And only 1 table to squeeze them on with all the other bakery !!
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At my store, I am. Because flow just puts bakery on a tub and leaves it near the bakery table.
 
oath2order said:
Because flow just puts bakery on a tub and leaves it near the bakery table.
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I honestly think you guys are trying to stroke me out over the net! :mad: Because this, This, THIS ! About sent me over the edge! oh my (*^*&^&*$%&^$^&%$ GAWWWWWDDDDDDD! :mad:

Any one on my team doing that would most definitely be removed from handling FDC, PERMANENTLY!

Elizabeth this is the big one! :) :p
 
qmosqueen said:
Why can't I Qmos/toss more than 50 on the mydevice?? My research is to Qmos down the on hand counts. I know for sure 1 PA just throws things away. My counts for banana said we had over 400 when Saturday morning it was more like 200. Egg counts are soooooo high but we do have 1 1/2 pallets of eggs in the dairy cooler. We just made 3 metros into rolling STO'd back stock in the dairy cooler for yogurts. so now I am down 3 metros on truck days for back stock.
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Banana Counts?

LOL

I routinely saw like -6000 when I actually care to look at our Banana on hands as I know they are always effed.
 
MasterofLOG said:
I honestly think you guys are trying to stroke me out over the net! :mad: Because this, This, THIS ! About sent me over the edge! oh my (*^*&^&*$%&^$^&%$ GAWWWWWDDDDDDD! :mad:

Any one on my team doing that would most definitely be removed from handling FDC, PERMANENTLY!

Elizabeth this is the big one! :) :p
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I'll never forget when we all found Starbuck's missing Pastries (the entire order). In Small Appliances.
 
Produce Queen said:
That's because the dpci's they get rung up/qmosed under are different than the dpci's you order from/get OH counts to. Why? Absolutely no idea.
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It might be because Ripe/Green Banana's may be different dpci's? of which, we just can't see?

Honestly i have no clue either.
 

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