my god! qmosqueen! your store must do amazing sales! when we have 6 pallets it hard for us! but things will be better SOON!
guest: (annoyed) can you help me? the kid over in electronics told me your sold out on PS VR! its christmas eve! you cant be sold out! thats poor business!
me: (0 fucks to give) well sir im sorry, but we only get so many and our truck comes at 4am, and our store opened at 7am. as the saying goes, the early bird gets the worm!
guest: (mad) what?! where's your manager!?
me: (0 fucks to give and now mused as i know what im about to do!) sir she is right over here!
:walks guest over to STL aka downlow bitch:
me: (full megatron mode) STL this man came all the way from electronics to pfresh to complain about us not us not having any PS VR on christmas eve.
STL: (generations fake fucks to give - download bitch mode GO!) w-ell! sir, we opened at 7am this morning and sold out of NES, Hatchamals, and we handed out tickets for all our limited quantity items. im sorry we dont have your last minute item, b-ut! it is christmas eve and were trying our best to meet your needs. it there anything else we can do for you?
guest leaves in a huff!
STL: (w/e amber from clueless mode) \/\/hatever! when PA comes in ...