Finally a place to put my odd questions...
An actual conversation between me and a guest two Sundays ago...
I'm in domestics zoning and working out a cart of reshop in curtains...
The guest walks briskly towards me...
Me: "Ma'am, can I help you find something?"
Guest: "Do you carry sinks here?"
Me: "No"
Guest: "Well it's hard to believe with a store your size that you don't. What I'm looking for is your sink section."
Me: "Ma'am, we have various items in different areas of the store sink related. Can you be a little more specific?"
Guest: "I am looking for the piece for under the sink." *motions as if she was under the sink*
Me: "Piping? We actually don't carry any sink pipes here. You might want to try to visit Home Depot..."
Guest: "No... You don't even know what you are talking about, do you? Even Bed Bath & Beyond has a sink section!"
Me: "Ma'am, unless you are specific with what it's called or what the item is, I can not help you any further. I can't even type that in my PDA because it would come up with various items that are incorrect."
Guest: "Is there a manager on duty so I can explain to him how incompetent you are?"
Me: "Sure ma'am, but it will take me a moment because I don't have any equipment on me to call for further assistance and I need to locate someone who's close within the area to help contact the manager for you."
Guest storms away...
I continue putting away curtains...
Guest comes back a few minutes later...
Guest: "Well...? Where is the manager you promised me?"
Me: "Ma'am you had walked away from me and I took that as..."
Guest interrupts me...
Guest: "Oh just forget it. I'm looking for the piece, it's a twisty thing, that connects on the piping, under the sink."
Me: "No, we do not carry it.
Guest: "Ok! FINE! Where is the cleaning section? I'll see if someone over there can find it for me since you seem to know nothing about nothing."
Me: "B aisles"
Guest: "B WHAT?"
Me: "Aisles. You know... *points to down the aisle and at the endcap signage labeled* A bride walks down the... aisle. You are going to walk down the aisles of Target to the B's where the cleaning section is located at..."
Guest: "Can you stop talking to me as if I am a child?"
Me: "I was only trying to give you the location..."
Guest: "You need to shut up!"
*storms off*
If that isn't Bipolar, then I dunno what is! This woman was off her hinges and I only had one cup of coffee that day. Smh...