The Unicorn Wars came. We prevailed, though not without the loss of some of our strongest warriors. However, our greatest battle is yet to come.
The Frappuccino Happy Hour is upon us, or as we veterans like to call, The Siren's Reckoning. Our friendship will be put to the test, alliances will be formed, relationships will be strained, lives will be lost.
We must remain strong though. We must prevail. We must conquer the hordes and fight, together. For at the end of the day, the Warriors of Green shall stand tall. No customer shall break us. No customer shall defeat us.
Prepare yourselves, brethren.
Summer is coming . . .