1) Electronics Lock-Up Heist. Backroom team member took a pair of heavy-duty clippers from the fixture room and cut through the cage/wiring wall of the electronics lockup from the adjoining aisle. He would go down that backroom aisle and pretend to backstock while he was actually reaching through two different holes he had cut into the electronics lockup and would then pull Apple and Nintendo products out of the lockup and pocket them. It took a long time for AP to identify the source of missing merchandise; Flex orders for iPads and such kept finding missing items, but it wasn't until the AP team zoomed in on the wacos in the lockup that they noticed them jiggling with no one nearby, and made the leap to look at the footage from the aisle next door. After that they watched the TM until he reached felony level theft, then called the cops and he was found with stolen merch in his pockets and in his car. All along I'd seen him stealing soda from the cafe, I thought that's what would get him fired.
2) Heard a good story from a former ETL-LOG about a receiver who stole massive amounts of merch over a long time by boxing that stuff up and mailing it to a PO box he/she owned, then going to collect the goodies. I was backroom TM at the time, later became a receiving TM. I shipped out tons and tons of stuff from my store as the receiver, totally unsupervised, so I can see how this could work.
3) A backroom TM made it a habit to go down an aisle with a tub, throw some backstock pillows and blankets down in it, and sleep in the tub. From co-workers, I get the gist he was coming from the club to a 4am backroom shift on a regular basis. He was eventually fired.
4) Fired for taking a poo. Yes, it happened. I was on remodel team, and we hired a bunch of newbs to round out the remodel team; most of us worked overnight. One guy showed up for his shift and had to go #2, so he asked his friend to punch him in and gave her his TM number. He was in the back bathroom doing his thing when she punched him in...don't know how this played out, but management somehow tracked this down and of course it's time-card fraud, so he was let go. So was she.
5) Running out the back door with a stolen 32" TV. Our former backroom/backup receiving TM had some mental issues. He was a good guy, but sometimes he did things that made no logical sense; obvious issues in his head. One day in the middle of a shift he grabbed a 32" television from the backroom and ran out the back fire door with it. The PMT saw him and said his eyes were "crazed" and he didn't look like himself. He apparently took the TV to his chained-up biked out front, rode home with the TV on his bike...AND THEN CAME BACK TO WORK THE NEXT DAY LIKE NOTHING HAD HAPPENED. So, obvious mental issues. The STL called the cops on him that day when he returned to work. He was arrested and we never saw him again. A few days later, his bike was still chained up out front...the STL called our PMT to cut the lock on it and move it back to the compactor. Then I was asked to smash it in the compactor. I told the STL, "Hey, ******* has some mental issues, I feel bad about smashing his bike." I was told, "Fuck it, he owes me a TV." Bike was smashed, never saw that TM again.
6) Knocking a TM off a ladder, 15 feet up. A particular ETL was super reckless with everything (seen some crazy power-equipment accidents she caused that fortunately didn't injure anyone). In this case, a TM was atop a ladder - we have the nice new ones that are attached to rails along the light-duty aisles and are super stable, here the ladder was pulled out to the front of the aisle so this TM could reach hanging softlines.. Unfortunately, this ETL came along with a cart and knocked the ladder hard enough to dislodge the TM and sent this TM crashing 15 feet to the ground. TM had to undergo surgery and was 6+ months off the job on disability. The ETL has been on "LOA" since the incident, her return status is still unknown to the rest of us lower-downs.
7) Drinking Cognac while pushing truck. We had a phase where we were so short on backroom TMs that we were hiring straight to backroom. One guy with no retail experience got hired in, did so miserable that he was rejected from backroom and sent to flow. A few days later I was told that he had come in with a pint of cognac and had proceeded to push his entire shift with it. He would go down the aisle, set the pint on a shelf, push the aisle, swig a few gulps, them move to the next aisle. Never made any effort to conceal the bottle of liquor. Wonder where he works now.