Target Memes

[NitroKing2110]

 

[NitroKing2110]

 

[mrknownothing]

Free break.

 

[oath2order]

Saw on /r/all

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[NPC]

 

[commiecorvus]

 

[soyaxo]

*At fitting room*
Guest: Do you have this in a different size in the back?
Me: *checks MyDevice, asks BRTMs* Sorry, we don't.
Guest: Oh okay. *leaves products on desk and walks away*

 

[Guest]

View attachment 1648

 

[buliSBI]

I have a bad porn movie near me. Best Buy BJ's Five Below Dicks at Jones Sausage.

 

[commiecorvus]

 

[NPC]

 

[commiecorvus]

That's not the turtle you were looking for.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

That's not the turtle you were looking for.

Leave the room & drop your blaster.

 

[chaiknees]

Cash lanes, every other transaction...

 

[buliSBI]

 

[Redzee]

Spot gave out hoodies (to tls) at Christmas didn't look like this.

 

[redeye58]

Back when I was a GSA (years ago) our ETL gave us hoodies with a large bullseye on the front.
Living in a concealed-carry state, I said "No, thanks. Don't wanna make it easier for 'em."

 

[dannyy315]

 

[doxiemama]

OMG Target...what were you thinking putting these with the pool toys???

 

[oath2order]

why do adults keep losing their minds over toys that look vaguely sexual like a 5 year old isn't going to think that

 

[commiecorvus]

This one is for @redeye58 and anybody else who uses the freezer or walk-in to relieve stress or hide bodies.

 

[BoxCutter]

 

[Kaitii]

SOMEONE TOOK THE KEY TO MY FAVE LOCKER

LIKE STRAIGHT OUT TOOK IT

I HAVEN'T SEEN IT OPEN IN LIKE A WEEK

it was the only locker that didn't require a quarter rip

 

[jadzia]

SOMEONE TOOK THE KEY TO MY FAVE LOCKER

LIKE STRAIGHT OUT TOOK IT

I HAVEN'T SEEN IT OPEN IN LIKE A WEEK

it was the only locker that didn't require a quarter rip

They make you guys pay for a locker?

 

[NPC]