Target Memes

[Marvin Martian]

Why is his name tag on the wrong side?

He is wearing it on his left. That is where I wear mine.

 

[Kartman]

My store wears them on the right. I've always assumed all of them did because the shirts with the Spot logo/whatnot are always on the left side.

ASANTS, I guess!

 

[carramrod]

A teenage girl once told me I looked like Alex from Target. Since my hair isn't even the same color, I'm gonna guess it was sarcastic, but I'm still gonna take it as a compliment.

 

[masterofalltrades]

Every employee on a register Misses sales | Bad L…

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Ahhh, zen before work.

 

[oath2order]

Ugh it's horrible for me. I have a lot of stuff I want to get done but I never have enough time.

"when you think you've been working for 17 minutes but it's 4 hours"

 

[Pale]

I have a lot of stuff I want to get done but I never have enough time.

I would love to get stuff done at work, but my STL keeps pulling my away from projects to start another. And then she bitches at me because I have 3 projects I didn't get done by the end of the day.

 

[oath2order]

 

[Grizzlies]

Welcome to The Hotel California; if I die I'll be here still pushing. Waiting in vain to be promoted.

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]

Can you imagine...,.

 

[Pale]

Can you imagine...,.

I would get fired for throwing peanuts like they're a circus elephant.

 

[NKG]

via Imgflip Meme Generator

 

[commiecorvus]

 

[soyaxo]

 

[Pale]

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Target will always be in your blood. You may be 75 years old, but you'll still feel the urge to respond to walkies if you're shopping in a target.

 

[Kaitii]

Target will always be in your blood. You may be 75 years old, but you'll still feel the urge to respond to walkies if you're shopping in a target.

I always feel the urge to respond to electronics calls no matter if I'm off or in another store

 

[Pale]

I always feel the urge to respond to electronics calls no matter if I'm off or in another store

It's gotten to the point where I always feel like I'm forgetting my walkie and keys. Even if I'm not at work and going somewhere else, I'm used to and familiar with the extra weigh of the PDA, walkie, and keys.

 

[Pale]

Target vets speaking to the new hires.

 

[qmosqueen]

Me this morning

 

[qmosqueen]

Me before target

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

A good one

 

[HardlinesGuy]

Target will always be in your blood. You may be 75 years old, but you'll still feel the urge to respond to walkies if you're shopping in a target.

I always feel the urge to respond to electronics calls no matter if I'm off or in another store

I was visiting a friend that's a TPS at a different store the other day. He was standing by the exit as we were talking, and a guy walking out asked him "You need to see this receipt?" and I instinctually said "Nope, you're good. Have a good night." Both the guest and my friend looked at me like "What the fuck, dude?" It took me a minute to realize I wasn't in uniform, nor was I at my store 😛

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

My friend says:

 

[Pale]