Target Memes

[NPC]

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YESSSS! I'm always so shocked that no one ever calls me out my bullshit excuses for "red and khaki." Oh you mean, maroon and black?

 

[BoxCutter]

60 degrees today and 3 to 6 inches of snow coming Wednesday night into Thursday morning

Looks like you and I are in the path of the same storm qmosqueen. That's exactly our forecast, too.

 

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cleanup in G18 who's responding

 

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[Kaitii]

cleanup in G18 who's responding

you keep that skeleton away from my prepaid phones!!!!

 

[Unsilent]

 

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[qmosqueen]

no need for carts or a cart attendant ..

cleanup in aisle G27

 

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[Circle9]

It's mostly about working in a bookstore, but I'm just going to leave this here.

 

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[HRZone]

I don't know if I have a bigger pet peeve then people seeing someone they know at our store, taking up the aisle with both of their carts and going on and on catching up. Usually bragging about their new home, the house they sold, their kids, blah blah. Go to Starbucks and do that, you are literally blocking our path out of the backroom

 

[Yetive]

Don't send them to us!

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

If my nose is running money I would blow it all on you!

 

[redeye58]

Don't send them to us!

Double down on that.
We have some suburban moms who meet weekly in our cafe: they get their lattes (either skinny vanilla or soy chai), sit down at a table with their planners & set up their week's worth of playdates/PTA activities/neighborhood/HOA hitlist/feel-good charity attempts while preening about how ORGANIZED their lives are.
After 10 minutes, I have to run to the walk-in & FIFO until my brain freezes over.

 

[oath2order]

Double down on that.
We have some suburban moms who meet weekly in our cafe: they get their lattes (either skinny vanilla or soy chai), sit down at a table with their planners & set up their week's worth of playdates/PTA activities/neighborhood/HOA hitlist/feel-good charity attempts while preening about how ORGANIZED their lives are.
After 10 minutes, I have to run to the walk-in & FIFO until my brain freezes over.

gross

 

[Pale]

neighborhood/HOA hitlist

Heh, I live in an area where everything HOA is taken like it's an almighty religion. I've had my neighbors try to tell me to turn down the music (which wasn't loud to begin with, just a small bluetooth speaker) in my garage while I'm working on my bike at 11 am while most everybody is at work and threaten to contact the HOA.

 

[Kartman]

Tell them (in a gentle way) about snapping necks.

 

[Unsilent]

When I get scheduled outside my availability:

 

[NKG]

When I hear a guest say they are shopping at Walmart while IN Target

 

[NPC]

When I hear a guest say they are shopping at Walmart while IN Target

And when they try and pay with their Macy's card...

 

[oath2order]

when you do a good job on something and everybody knows