The Breakroom Memes

[SnowWhiteOfAnA]

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So I'm guessing my store isn't the only one that has had guests try to come in the team door with team members before the store opens 😂

 

[BoxCutter]

 

[Pattern Finder]

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One of the GSA and I have a running inside joke that we’re just gonna place my corpse in the nearest GSTL office if I ever die on the spot at SCO and see if they’ll try to turn in me into zombie and work me for free oops lmao

 

[Pattern Finder]

 

[Kartman]

At least Target doesn't get random busloads of hungry people like in fast food. I dreaded hearing someone yell "We gotta bus!!!" back in my Micky Dees daze.

 

[redeye58]

I dreaded hearing someone yell "We gotta bus!!!" back in my Micky Dees daze.

Having worked for them back in the '80s, I have to agree.

 

[Kartman]

'86 to '92 here and then again about ten years ago for 2 years. It was WAY better back in the day!

 

[JJtheJetPlane]

At least Target doesn't get random busloads of hungry people like in fast food. I dreaded hearing someone yell "We gotta bus!!!" back in my Micky Dees daze.

Although, ironically, my store gets busloads of rude Canadians on the weekends. Not quite the same but pretty annoying

 

[BoxCutter]

Although, ironically, my store gets busloads of rude Canadians on the weekends. Not quite the same but pretty annoying

Damn, Canadian shoppers!

 

[qmosqueen]

Special drink time

 

[Kartman]

That's a motherfucker alright.

 

[SoCalMama]

We do a similar one, but with more alcohol. Adios motherfucker.

You say goodbye, we say hello, and also, Adios Motherfucker! OK, we don’t say it, we drink it. This badass cocktail — which also goes by the name AMF or simply Adios — contains vodka, rum, gin, tequila, and Blue Curaçao, making this the kind of drink that’s pretty much guaranteed to make you loco in la cabeza in the best way possible.

ADIOS MOTHERFUCKER
1 oz. (30ml) Vodka
1 oz. (30ml) Rum
1 oz. (30ml) Gin
1 oz. (30ml) Tequila
2 oz. (60ml) Sweet & Sour Mix
1 oz. (30ml) Lemon Lime Soda
1 oz. (30ml) Blue Curaçao
Garnish: Lemon Slice, Cherry

PREPARATION
1. Fill a glass with ice and pour in vodka, rum, gin, tequila sweet & sour, lemon lime soda and blue curaçao. Stir to mix.
2. Garnish with a lemon slice and a cherry.

 

[commiecorvus]

If you really need to get shitfaced I recommend The Zombie.

Drink When...

The apocalypse has arrived, and you want to pickle your brain before it gets eaten.

How To Make It:

1 oz. White Rum

1 oz. Golden Rum

1 oz. Dark Rum

1 oz. Apricot Brandy

2 dashes Bacardi 151

1 dash Grenadine

1 oz. Orange Juice

1 oz. Pineapple Juice

¼ oz. Lime Juice

Mix everything together with ice except the 151.
Pour in glass, splash the 151 on top, then retire to a fortified compound in the woods to enjoy.

 

[Pattern Finder]

Special drink time

I’m gonna keep it 100 with ya chief, before I read the ingredients, I thought it was gonna say 3 oz Windex...

 

[qmosqueen]

Next year this will be my family.

 

[SoCalMama]

Although, ironically, my store gets busloads of rude Canadians on the weekends. Not quite the same but pretty annoying

We got full size coach buses of Chinese tourists who did not speak English at all. Luckily the tall blond kid in Starbucks took 4 years of Mandarin in high school. Funny to watch that interaction. They cleared out the Starbucks merch (which is made in China ironically).

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]

Get crakin’.

 

[Pattern Finder]

Get crakin’.

More like bust a nut

 

[TallAPGuy]

which is made in China ironically

I mean, is there anything that is not made in china/Taiwan sold by Target?

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[buliSBI]

In case I am offline the next couple days.



Blessed are the children of the Red and Khaki. The Black Day of the Annual Apocolypse is upon us my children. The sacrificial time of eating only turkey scraps and cold pies of pumpkin in return of hours of hard labor and public ridicule are here. Be safe and I pray for your return to the Breakroom.




If all else fails....Purge the insanity. Baseball bats in Sporting Goods and knives in Kitchenwares and weapons of Level 4 or lower are now legal.

 

[redeye58]

If all else fails....Purge the insanity. Baseball bats in Sporting Goods and knives in Kitchenwares and weapons of Level 4 or lower are now legal.

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And I gots plenty o' degreaser & room in the freezer

 

[qmosqueen]