The Breakroom Memes

[qmosqueen]

@qmosqueen. I am an early bird.

That’s all the coffee you drink

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

That’s all the coffee you drink

You got that right, for sure.

 

[redeye58]

Another early bird here but being a barista I'm ALWAYS caffeinated

 

[commiecorvus]

Another early bird here but being a barista I'm ALWAYS caffeinated

I take mine intravenously.

 

[qmosqueen]

Here is something to think about.
I’m still trying to figure it out.

 

[Tessa120]

Pizza is round because it's thin and heats fast, and round is best for even heating.

The box is square because the shape is a lot easier to mass produce and assemble than a round box would be, which also means cheaper.

The triangle is the best way to get evenly sized pieces that also have evenly distributed crust size and toppings.

So, now you understand women.

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[happygoth]

 

[redeye58]

Like the guy who was at a bar with his buddy who ordered a Bud lite.
He told the buddy that it 'reminded him of having sex at his parents' lake house one summer'.
"Why's that?" asked the buddy.
"Because it's fucking close to water!"

 

[happygoth]

Lol yup love that one! My poor husband, Bud Light is his favorite 🤣

 

[redeye58]

When the riots & looting were at their zenith in my town, a few folks were video'd carrying stuff out of the store.
The girls were carrying clothes, the guys cases of Bud Lite.
A TL commented that that was probably the only way that shit beer would move.

 

[happygoth]

 

[happygoth]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[Tessa120]

 

[Tessa120]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]