Guests who walk up yakking on their phone and just expect you to know who they are/what they want. I refuse to wait on them until they get off the damn phone. One 20-something girl walks up today, just yapping away, so I just stood there. She says to whomever she's talking to, "hold on, I'm at the PHARMACY bad they're not that smart here..." I replied, "I'm quite intelligent, I just didn't want to be RUDE and interrupt your phone call." She says, "whatever, I just need my subscription," pick up the phone and starts yapping again. Again, I just stood there....again, she goes, "hold on again, I don't know what this chick's problem is..." I say, "my PROBLEM is that I need your name to GIVE you your prescription and I can't ring you out if you're on your phone, it could be considered a HIPAA violation..." She says, "A hippo-what?" I said, "HIPAA, H.I.P.A.A.... it's a privacy law..." "Whatever, just give me my subscription..." "I still need your name to give you your PREscription..." "What?" "Can I have your full name?" "Britney (not really)" "and your last name????" "Wouldn't that be a violation of that hippo-law?" "No, I need your FULL NAME and date of birth to insure I'm giving you the correct prescription." "But it's JUST birth control..." "I still need your name, I have hundreds of prescriptions here and they're organized by LAST NAME!" "Whatever, Spears..." "I'm sorry, I don't have anything ready for you." "Well, you texted me it was ready..." "Do you have he text?" "Of course..." *shows me the text* "This says it's TIME TO FILL, you never replied, so it was never filled..." "But I JUST got the text..." No, based on the date, you received it 12/1...since you never replied, it wasn't filled. Would you like me to fill that for you?" "Dammit! She hung up! Uhhhhh.....what?" "I can get that ready for you, just give me about 10 minutes..." "Why isn't it ready? I'm out..." "Well, we aren't psychic....since you never replied, we didn't know to fill it, but I'll get that ready for you now (mostly because I sure as hell don't want you procreating!!!)" "oh, okay...I'll be at Starbucks...(color me shocked!!!
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After she left, my pharmacist says to me, "and that's why I love you. She had no idea..."