And the usual service desk shit today - the hit & run exchanges where they holler out I'mgonnaleavethisrighthereandI'llberightback and throw a bag or two just anywhere and I'm already speaking with a guest and want to pretend I didn't notice and send their return out for reshop but know that I can't.
Also guests who are getting soda on sale and go up to the one cashier with a wrist brace on and stand there. She's great though, she'll say hi and ask how they're doing then ask how she can help them today. They'll inevitably say "we have 12 sodas" (or 4 or 36 or whatever) and she'll say "Awesome" and smile really big. And they'll all be standing there and the guest finally says something stupid like do you have to ring them up. (I about die at this point) and she's all "Oh yes, I'll have to ring everything up if you want to buy those" and they're like, okay we have 12 sodas and take one out, the Diet Coke. And she says "Okay, you have 12 Diet Coke?" and they say "No, just one" and she patiently says well, did you want to ring up the other ones separately? and I'm about peeing on myself because is this their first time ever shopping? I mean, who goes to a store and just stands there like a statue? Goddamn, those people piss me off. She's injured and can't fucking carry things and we shouldn't have to empty their damn cart anyway. Ugh, soda people are idiots.
Oh, um, yeah, wall of text. Today kinda brought out the stupids.