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Guest on phone: I saw online that you guys have a Pizza Hut in your store!!!
Me: umm...yes...
Guest: Can I place an order over the phone?
Me: No, we do not take orders over the phone.
Guest: Well, you make large pies right?
Me: No, only individual ones.
Guest: Oh, ok, bye.

Like seriously?
 
Doglover89 said:
Guest on phone: I saw online that you guys have a Pizza Hut in your store!!!
Me: umm...yes...
Guest: Can I place an order over the phone?
Me: No, we do not take orders over the phone.
Guest: Well, you make large pies right?
Me: No, only individual ones.
Guest: Oh, ok, bye.

Like seriously?
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That's similar to what I've been hearing all day...
Guest: Can I be connected to Starbucks?
Me: Are you calling about the unicorn frappuccino?
Guest: Yes.
Me: Unfortunately we are sold out.
Guest: Can you tell me which Starbucks in the local area does have it?

Um, when I answered the phone I said this is Target. How am I supposed to know the inventory of non- Target retail establishments?
 
Doglover89 said:
Guest on phone: I saw online that you guys have a Pizza Hut in your store!!!
Me: umm...yes...
Guest: Can I place an order over the phone?
Me: No, we do not take orders over the phone.
Guest: Well, you make large pies right?
Me: No, only individual ones.
Guest: Oh, ok, bye.

Like seriously?
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Who the hell calls up a Target wanting to order pizza? Do they not have a standalone Pizza Hut or domino's nearby? That's weird.
 
TTO(all them)G(s):

STOP returning used items that stink!!! Appliances, shoes, shirts, anything that has touched your body or food, needs to at least be wiped down/sprayed with Febreeze.

Goddamn you fucking nasty assed slobs, just STOP IT.
 
TTOG: I CLEARLY told you items purchased at the pharmacy counter could NOT be returned, but you insisted on a gift receipt, which I provided. 2 days later, you call pharmacy livid because your daughter tried to return the item (using the gift receipt at another store) & was told she couldn't. After some back and forth, I revealed that I was the "girl who rang you out" and I DID tell you. You said, "oh.....well, I didn't think you MEANT it!" :rolleyes:

TTOG: 2 of us tried explaining why alcohol could not be purchased at the pharmacy counter. In the time you spent arguing with us & asking for store management, you could've gone up front, checked out, and been out of here. I LMAO when the LOD came over with change later and said you didn't have ID with you so she refused the sale;)
 
And on a positive note:

TTOG who was picking up rxs & had 2 items. THANK YOU for offering to go up front with them because "you girls look busy." We really weren't, but I knew the front lanes were crazy (and SCO was down) so I had no problem ringing out your eggs & milk. You then too the time to wait for my pharmacy manager to get off the phone and tell her how much you love our pharmacy peeps. You even did the survey while waiting. People like you make our days soooo much better :)
 
Tt(possibly several)g: Is there a troll hiding in big girls or are you guys just heathens? Seriously... I walk into the girls section with another TM and it was trashed. Troll pjs and rows of panties and training bras on the floor. Don't get me started on the cat and Jack folds.. plus random sh*t on the floor. It took two of us to zone it. Just because it's soccer season (there's a soccer field across the street.. and it's full on a sunday.) Does not mean ya can trash the place.
 
BeelzeBecky said:
TTO(all them)G(s):

STOP returning used items that stink!!! Appliances, shoes, shirts, anything that has touched your body or food, needs to at least be wiped down/sprayed with Febreeze.

Goddamn you fucking nasty assed slobs, just STOP IT.
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Some stuff smells when you buy it. Like the pillows
 
There's this old lady who always comes in every tuesday, and we have to constantly limit her purchases. Otherwise, she'll buy up every single collectors edition/steelbook/whatever of whatever the big movie release is.

A couple weeks back on my lunch, I went over to the best buy down the street to grab one of their steelbooks for Rogue One..and who should I find but the same old lady buying like 15 of them. Best but apparently doesnt limit quantities, and I had to settle for either the regular blu ray or Target's shitty exclusive.

Fuck you old lady.

 
StargazerOmega said:
TTOBitch: Seriously? If there's another guest in front of you, you don't push his items aside, put yours in front and say "Ring it."

I hate people...
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I've had people do this before, and I don't give a shit, I just push their items to either the counter on the opposite side of the register (or if I can) behind the stuff they moved. I've talked to GSA's ans GSTL's and they said that I could do it, so why the fuck not. I love that I've got a reputation of not taking bullshit, I should become an STL.
 
phibot said:
There's this old lady who always comes in every tuesday, and we have to constantly limit her purchases. Otherwise, she'll buy up every single collectors edition/steelbook/whatever of whatever the big movie release is.

A couple weeks back on my lunch, I went over to the best buy down the street to grab one of their steelbooks for Rogue One..and who should I find but the same old lady buying like 15 of them. Best but apparently doesnt limit quantities, and I had to settle for either the regular blu ray or Target's shitty exclusive.

Fuck you old lady.

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Um, we have a TL who buys all of one certain product when it comes in. ALL of it. Guests are constantly asking why we don't sell this product but we do, we just have an ass monkey TL who won't leave any for the guests.

I fucking can't stand that shit.
 
BeelzeBecky said:
Um, we have a TL who buys all of one certain product when it comes in. ALL of it. Guests are constantly asking why we don't sell this product but we do, we just have an ass monkey TL who won't leave any for the guests.

I fucking can't stand that shit.
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That TL is cancer
 
BeelzeBecky said:
Um, we have a TL who buys all of one certain product when it comes in. ALL of it. Guests are constantly asking why we don't sell this product but we do, we just have an ass monkey TL who won't leave any for the guests.

I fucking can't stand that shit.
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Depending on what item it is that is 100% not allowed
 
TToG

Sorry not sorry for basically hanging up on you. First, you come straight to electronics to bug us about baby formula. Whatever, it's a little irritating having to get that shit pulled and search the stores when I have my own guests to deal with, but softlines is never around there. But now, you've been calling ELECTRONICS multiple times asking us to look up by a DPCI and it ends up being baby formula. It was usually mobile that picked up, but today you finally got me. I ended up looking up the DPCI and telling you we didn't have it, but when you asked to start checking other stores and other formula that's where I drew the line. I told you to please call the operator and they can help you because this is ELECTRONICS "can you check the other stores?" "no this is ELECTRONICS I have other guests waiting for me, call back and go to the operator for help have a nice day" and then I hung up.

Normally, I would never talk like that to a guest (ok that's a lie), I would assume it was a mistake or misclick of some sort but it's been happening so often, fuck that. STOP CALLING ELECTRONICS FOR BABY FORMULA
 
Kaitii said:
TToG

Sorry not sorry for basically hanging up on you. First, you come straight to electronics to bug us about baby formula. Whatever, it's a little irritating having to get that shit pulled and search the stores when I have my own guests to deal with, but softlines is never around there. But now, you've been calling ELECTRONICS multiple times asking us to look up by a DPCI and it ends up being baby formula. It was usually mobile that picked up, but today you finally got me. I ended up looking up the DPCI and telling you we didn't have it, but when you asked to start checking other stores and other formula that's where I drew the line. I told you to please call the operator and they can help you because this is ELECTRONICS "can you check the other stores?" "no this is ELECTRONICS I have other guests waiting for me, call back and go to the operator for help have a nice day" and then I hung up.

Normally, I would never talk like that to a guest (ok that's a lie), I would assume it was a mistake or misclick of some sort but it's been happening so often, fuck that. STOP CALLING ELECTRONICS FOR BABY FORMULA
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At my store, guests who ask electronics for baby items are either sent to the fitting room or we're radio'd to meet the guest in O whatever. Works out pretty nicely.

As annoying as it gets when I have to apologize for a phone system error when guests call foaming at the mouth and insisting Electronics hung up on them repeatedly, after hearing this story I'm kinda glad that the straight to Electronics option doesn't work and all calls go through me. Makes it easy to vet the calls to make sure the right question goes to the right person.
 
TTO family: WTF. A teenage daughter (15/16 ish) is in the dressing room trying on bathing suits. The mom is with her, dad's waiting on a chair outside.
Mom (to dad): We found one that fits!
Dad: what size?
Mom tells him.
Daughter comes out to show them.
Dad leans in real close to her chest area, then says its ok.

I had to walk away after that. My dad would've never asked nor been told what size bathing suit I was wearing, and I can recall only time in my life that he said no to something I wanted to wear, and I was 12 ish and it was a pair of short shorts. If my dad looked at my chest like that...omg. people are weird.
 
Not quite as creepy as the time I was working fitting room & a tween girl came out to show her dad the jeans she'd picked out.
Dad had her turn facing away from him, then told her to bend over, then squat under the guise of checking to see if they were 'too tight'.
The other SLTM looked at me like WTF?!
 
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