I had another mother/daughter combo who tried returning some glittery face powder stuff.
Mother: We bought different kinds to try for prom and she didn't want this one.
Me: Are you sure you brought back the right one, this one's been opened and is quite used.
Girl: I only needed it for prom, I don't need it now.
Mother: She only tried it on once and didn't like it.
Me: Sorry, I cannot process this return. Have a nice night.
I mean, get your story straight and I *might* consider letting you return it (if it's the wrong color, you're allergic, whatev's legit) but when you think you're gonna scam us out of using our merch for one night then return it, I'ma call you on that shit. That's nasty!!!