To the two guests who signed up for their RedCards this past night with me:
Guest #1: Thank you so much for going ahead with your application despite your VERY legitimate concerns for your identity's and security being safe ( it was kind of a standout situation ). You were very nice and very straightforward, and your young child was more than cooperative throughout the whole thing. Hopefully your life will be on a positive trajectory from here on out, and i really do hope you enjoy shopping our store, and using your card...
Guest #2: I dunno WTH took ya so long, since I've been ringing you up since....before anyone ever heard of "One Direction" *shudder*, we'll put it like that, but THANK YOU for my second RC of the night! Good lord, I only see you three times a week, you should save $100 before i MAKE my next $100...