TTOTM: Your whiny voice telling guests all your personal problems and complaining about your coworkers is the reason why you aren't getting hours. Telling the whiny assed GSA that it's not "fair" that that bitch Becky gets 40 hours a week isn't gonna help you. Maybe if you worked your ass off and didn't call out once a week, and didn't involve guests in your personal drama, then you'd get more hours.
When they asked you the other day to stay two hours over and you refused, the LOD who asked you said, well that's why you don't get shit for hours, you don't want to work.
You may pick your jaw up off the floor now honey.
By the way, we ALL know you shit talk every one of us. It's okay, you're on your way out the door.
TTWhinyAssedGSA: Your ability to suck up to every single employee in the store is astonishing. Saying "yes" to everyone is so impressive. Sadly, it's transparent. When you say "I know, I know, just take a deep breath" is not how you manage people when they're in the weeds. Maybe instead of getting in everyone's way and stating the obvious, you could hop on a lane when our only two cashiers have 1 + 5 and I have 3 order pickups and 4 waiting to make returns. Like, calling for back up would be nice too. Don't worry honey, I know how to press my button AND hit a button on a register AND follow up with my walkie. But your deer in headlights look is getting old, okay?
TTOtherTM: Telling the GSTL that I never do anything up at guest services when she knows damn well I'm the only person who can keep it stocked just makes you look like a liar. Oh, right, you are. Thankfully I've trained the others to stock bags and cut stickers and clean up after you (we shouldn't have to, aren't you a "grown up?) Why you can't walk your ass in back to get supplies is mind boggling. Oh, wait, you're lazy as fuck.
Now they're following your ass around with the cameras since you keep disappearing and getting caught smoking and eating on the clock.
I can't WAIT for you to get fired. Three write ups in a month? How you're even still employed is a mystery.
TTOETL: Holy jesus, we were in backup all day, you told me to grab a blinking light while I was speaking to a guest on the phone (and had a line, and a second SD up to her ears in bullshit) and you just ignored the light and walked away. ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME.
TTOTM: I know people complain about you because your mouth is always moving and sounds are always coming out but you work your ass off, you go above and beyond what's expected of you, you keep the front end organized like a GSTL, and you never complain or gossip. You deserve vibe cards from everyone, not just me.
TTNewTM: Holy fuck, how are you always so nice and friendly? It's awesome, keep up the good attitude because we could use a little sunshine around here! /me puts gold star sticker on your forehead
PHEW! I need alcohol and drugs today!!!