TTOTM, Normally I'm a MYOB kinda person and not interested in running to leadership every time someone slacks off, but FFS, I have never seen anyone spend as much time trying to avoid work as you, and tonight I just couldn't deal with it anymore, and you bet I ratted your ass out to our ETL. First, you're behind the boat chatting with the electronics TM. Then you're leaning on the flat you were supposed to be putting away, playing on your phone. Then you were leaning on an item on the flat and staring it it as though that Nerf gun held the secrets of the universe. Then you took...something off the flat and started swinging it around. Huzzah! He's going to put something away, thought I. But then you came back, swinging the same thing. Not sure what it was or what you did with it, but then you were talking to guests in electronics (while the mobile & electronics TM were not busy). Then you were back behind the boat again. Then I saw you take a box of toys to the boat to unbox, which is pretty thoroughly unnecessary as those Legos were not the type that need spider wrap. So, in about a half hour of time you maybe put away 1 thing.
At that point I was done with my flat, except for the shipper that the ETL asked to see that gave me the perfect opportunity to recant this song & dance to her. Jesus wept, dude, I always knew you were slow, but never quite realized just how much time you spent doing fuck-all.