To the new cashier that applied for AP but got rejected because you’re a minor:
STAY THE HELL OUT OF OUR WAY! There is zero reason for you to leave your lane with a line of people waiting, mid transaction, leaving the register signed in, to “help us out” with an uncooperative apprehension. We have no less than three AP team members in the building at any point from open to close except for the first few hours of the day. There is a reason we have specialized training for that.
By the way, the “subject” you tripped wasn’t actually the subject. It was THE DAMN APTL. Who now has stitches in his forehead. The REAL subject got away with about $800 of OTC/Pharmacy. Thanks, for that. Enjoy your new job at somewhere-other-than-here.