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Best practice is to chin wag with your guests as long as you can. Be sincere and conversational in such a way that keeps the conversation flowing naturally, and be sure to lean your elbow on a nearby surface for that relaxed body language. Most ideally your ETL should begin hovering in the background with smoke billowing from their ears while time keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin' into the future - give them a wink if you like but continue to focus your attention on the guest until you have transcended time itself and are unconstrained by the "now" and the "later"...a meaningless construct in this state. Finally once you descend back to the mortal plane and the inevitable conversation, place your finger over the ETL's lips and whisper "ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴜsʜ ᴍᴇ, ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴘᴀɪᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜʀ."