Archived Funny Story

[mrknownothing]

The funny thing is we had at least 20 on the shelf at all times until about 2 weeks before Thanksgiving, after that we couldn't keep them in stock.

Maybe someone decided to make it a fad via the internet.

 

[Electronics Man]

*Phone rings*

Me: "Target Electronics, can I help you find something?"
Guest: "Yes I bought an iPod Touch on Black Friday, can you tell me if I got a replacement plan with that?"

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

*Phone rings*

Me: "Target Electronics, can I help you find something?"
Guest: "Yes I bought an iPod Touch on Black Friday, can you tell me if I got a replacement plan with that?"

I think apple will sell one to them.

 

[SuzyTarget]

*Phone rings*

Me: "Target Electronics, can I help you find something?"
Guest: "Yes I bought an iPod Touch on Black Friday, can you tell me if I got a replacement plan with that?"

Didn't anyone tell you it's a core role to be psychic?!

 

[buliSBI]

"You all really need to be more like Wal-Mart."

Last time I checked....its Target.

 

[Athena]

"Can you tell me how much my deductible is?"
"No, I'm sorry ma'am, you'll have to call your insurance company"
"Well, don't you have access to their computers"
"No, they just tell us what to charge you"
"Yeah, through their computers...so you should be able to see what my deductible is"
"No, they send that information to us electronically"
"Well, then ask them what my deductible is electronically"
"I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't have that capability"
"Well, just send through a $5000 charge, and see what comes back"
"I'm sorry ma'am, I can't do that, that's insurance fraud"
"Well, I won't tell if you won't"
:facepalm:

I think all the special guests gravitate to the pharmacy.
This scenario occurs with almost every drug. Multiplied by 50 instances a day. 🙁

Guest: ".....HI.... Do you have any ADDERALL!?!?" *eyes bug out*
Me: .... *Trying not to laugh* "... what strength? What's the quantity??"
Guest: *Gets all flustered and sighs*
Me: Do you have a prescription with you?
Guest: *Digs through purse angrily* Yeah... idk... I don't see why it matters.... like just tell me if you have it"

Do people think we keep all of the drugs mixed together in a big candy jar? Sure, just tell me what color you'd like and I'll grab and handful to shove in a bottle for you!