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Why didn't she do like every other guest, buy them, try them, and return the ones she didn't like? Yeah, I don't much like that, either, but at least it gets them in the store a second time.
Yeh, no demand for Valentine's trees....."Where are your Christmas trees?"
"We're sold out"
"Wow really? Why?"
"Because it's February"
Yeh, no demand for Valentine's trees....."Where are your Christmas trees?"
"We're sold out"
"Wow really? Why?"
"Because it's February"
Guest: "Do you have 'Stuffins'?"
Me: (looking blank) "Excuse me?"
Guest: "'Stuffins'. It's on my list." (points to wish list full of toys)
Me: (walks guest to Doc McStuffins section in toys, vibes about how old the child is, what kind of toy they wanted, etc.)
Guest: "What is the show about?"
Me: (vibes about the show - obviously I have watched it too many times) "My nephews love it."
Guest: "But this is with the girls toys..." (looking at me with a look of disgust)
Gender stereotyping is obviously alive and well! *facepalm*
So, yesterday a young lady approached me while I was doing reshop and asked me where the "49 dollar Keurigs were that are in the Ad" ... I asked her "Are you sure they were in the ad?" I knew it wasn't possible for a keurig to be 49 dollars and me not to have seen it. She insisted it was in the ad and it was on clearance. I didnt know what she was talking about because things in the Ad are on sale not on clearance. She was starting to get angry and asked if there was anyone else she could speak with that could help her find them ... because you know she searched those clearance endcaps real hard and couldnt find it (lol). I assured her again there was no such thing and I took her to the coffee aisle to show her the ones we had and they were clearly marked $99 dollars. She said her grandmother had the Ad and was going to take a picture of it and send it to her in a text. So here I am .. waiting for this girl to get a text from her grandma. She finally gets it and shows me the picture saying "heres the Ad." ... I think my brain almost exploded from what I saw. Her grandma had sent her a picture of an actual keurig from another store marked clearance 49 dollars and said she got it off google. Wtf?? I had no words.The lady left pissed off, and I didnt feel bad about it at all.
I was selling a bottle of vodka to a couple rather attractive women the other day.
who were having a side conversation about how one of them got a free steak dinner because she's "banging the guy that owns an outback"
(it gets better, lol)
the girl who didn't get said steak dinner said, and i quote,
(my assistant manager, store manager, and another coworker all heard this)
"he can bloom my onion any time he wants"
I shit you not.
I was selling a bottle of vodka to a couple rather attractive women the other day.
who were having a side conversation about how one of them got a free steak dinner because she's "banging the guy that owns an outback"
(it gets better, lol)
the girl who didn't get said steak dinner said, and i quote,
(my assistant manager, store manager, and another coworker all heard this)
"he can bloom my onion any time he wants"
I shit you not.
Ewwwwww...
I was selling a bottle of vodka to a couple rather attractive women the other day.
who were having a side conversation about how one of them got a free steak dinner because she's "banging the guy that owns an outback"
(it gets better, lol)
the girl who didn't get said steak dinner said, and i quote,
(my assistant manager, store manager, and another coworker all heard this)
"he can bloom my onion any time he wants"
I shit you not.
Ewwwwww...
You think the things guests at Target say are bad, work at a liquor store. It's worse, lol trust me 😛
Adult guest returning a girl's dress:
Me: is there anything wrong with it?
Guest: no, but it shows her boobies and boobies are inappropriate for Easter.
Umm...ok...
I was selling a bottle of vodka to a couple rather attractive women the other day.
who were having a side conversation about how one of them got a free steak dinner because she's "banging the guy that owns an outback"
(it gets better, lol)
the girl who didn't get said steak dinner said, and i quote,
(my assistant manager, store manager, and another coworker all heard this)
"he can bloom my onion any time he wants"
I shit you not.
Ewwwwww...
You think the things guests at Target say are bad, work at a liquor store. It's worse, lol trust me 😛
Just wait until they open up their bottles...
"I'm just so tired of this. I mean, I wipe every time I use the bathroom. And I know I use way more toilet paper than the average person."
I seriously don't remember what was said after that by the other woman. I was trying too hard to get the hell out of there.
Skidmarks much?Says the one guest to the other:
"I'm just so tired of this. I mean, I wipe every time I use the bathroom. And I know I use way more toilet paper than the average person."
So, I was in the bathroom today on break, and I was in the first stall, so the two older-ish women who came in had to have known they were not alone...but maybe they were too busy fussing with the damn shopping cart they insisted on bringing in to notice. Anyway, after they got done discussing they had to bring the cart in, they went into their respective stalls.
Says the one guest to the other:
"I'm just so tired of this. I mean, I wipe every time I use the bathroom. And I know I use way more toilet paper than the average person."
I seriously don't remember what was said after that by the other woman. I was trying too hard to get the hell out of there.