redeye58
Hasta Ba Rista, Baby!
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"So this is like, sugar free, right?"
Depends on how much you use, Honeybuns 😉
"So this is like, sugar free, right?"
My first day on the job, last year during my seasonal employment, I answered the phone--everyone else was busy.
A girl with a valley accent (like, OMG, so totally, like, valley) asks if she can return a game.
The conversation goes a bit like this:
Her: "Hi, so like, I just got Black Ops 4 and I was wondering if I could return it?"
Me: "Let me see if I can assist you with that, what seems to be the problem?"
Her: "Well, I just don't like it. It looks crappy."
Me: "Oh, well, have you messed around with the graphics settings? How about the television?"
Her: "Well YAH I have, these graphics look like s***. I wanna return it."
Me: "I'm sorry, Ma'am, but unless there is a problem, like the disc being scratched when you opened it, I cannot return it for you."
Her: "OMG you are being SO RUDE. Get your manager on the line right now so I can report you!"
At that point I get the manager, who then laughs at her on the phone and explains that no, she cannot return the game that had no malfunctions, just because she thought the graphics were bad.
Needless to say, I thought it was pretty funny.
She was probably back on her meds by then & was embarrassed.I see her a few weeks later starting to come through my lane. As soon as she sees it is me, she quickly back tracks to another lane.
Guest (as I was checking her out last night): wow, it's crazy in here. You must be looking forward to the weekend.
*sigh*
A guest that lives in their own world and thinks no one in retail works on the weekends? Weekends off are rare, like honest politicians 😀
A guest that lives in their own world and thinks no one in retail works on the weekends? Weekends off are rare, like honest politicians 😀
my etl last night asked if I had the weekend off....I literally LOL'ed and said I haven't had a weekend day off in more than 6 months that I haven't begged for off.
The other day I was walking past guest service and a guest tapped me on my shoulder, I asked how I could help her and she responded:
"Oh, never mind, you're just a volunteer you wouldn't know."
I was really confused until I realized I was wearing my Target Volunteer shirt I was given for a volunteer event. I tried explaining why my shirt said volunteer on it, and that we don't have people working in the store as volunteers, we are all paid. And she insisted I call a "Real" Team member.
One guest asked me when I was going to put my tree up.Guest (as I was checking her out last night): wow, it's crazy in here. You must be looking forward to the weekend.
*sigh*
Guest (as I was checking her out last night): wow, it's crazy in here. You must be looking forward to the weekend.
*sigh*
You can tell who has never worked retail.
2 male guests getting ready to go to the theatre across the street after the initial "I already have my redcard" spiel:
Guest 1 to Guest 2: So have you seen the new $100?
Guest 2: No, I haven't. What does it look like? Do you have one on you?
Guest 1: No, I don't. Spent it.
Me: I actually had a Guest pay wi---
Guest 1 to me: Yeah, no one cares pal. Just do your job. *laughs*
I'd really like to know the backstory on that one.Mom puts eggs in cart
Boy screams