I'd really like to know the backstory on that one.Mom puts eggs in cart
Boy screams
Or maybe not.
*A couple walks up to me at the cartwell*
Female Guest: "Where is the exit?"
Me: *glances at exit less than 5 ft from me and back at guest in disbelief* "There" *points*
Female Guest: "I told you it was near here!"
Male Guest: "Finally, we couldn't find it"
Reminded me of deleting the exit walkways in Rollercoaster Tycoon.
Our bananas just went up to 29 cents a lb 🙁
Edit: I mean 29 cents each, holy hell I'm tired
Our bananas just went up to 29 cents a lb 🙁
Edit: I mean 29 cents each, holy hell I'm tired
We switched from eaches to bar-coded bundles a while ago and we still have people breaking whatever they want off the bunch.
The other day a guest handed me a shirt and said something along the lines of "Oh, I don't want this, and I was too lazy to walk all the way to put it back!" and then she laughed! I felt like saying "Bitch, do you even KNOW how long it takes to sort and put back all the crap that our "guests" leave all over the damn store?!?" If you're going to create more work for us, then at least don't gloat and crack jokes about it. 😡 Man, I wish guests would think twice about grabbing something they don't want and then giving it to the cashier to put back at checkout. Either they don't realize just how much crap builds up, or they just don't care (maybe both).
*bitch-slaps zombie's guest*
I've watched people stuff unwanted items on my endcaps/sidecaps even as I've told them "I'll take that for you." with my hand out. They continue to ignore me when I ask them to hand the items to me as they're checking out, instead talking to others in their party. The one time I wouldn't start ringing up someone until she handed me the pajamas she'd piled on the sidecap, they were practically thrown at me.
*bitch-slaps zombie's guest some more for good measure*
The other day a guest handed me a shirt and said something along the lines of "Oh, I don't want this, and I was too lazy to walk all the way to put it back!" and then she laughed! I felt like saying "Bitch, do you even KNOW how long it takes to sort and put back all the crap that our "guests" leave all over the damn store?!?" If you're going to create more work for us, then at least don't gloat and crack jokes about it. 😡 Man, I wish guests would think twice about grabbing something they don't want and then giving it to the cashier to put back at checkout. Either they don't realize just how much crap builds up, or they just don't care (maybe both).
*bitch-slaps zombie's guest*
I've watched people stuff unwanted items on my endcaps/sidecaps even as I've told them "I'll take that for you." with my hand out. They continue to ignore me when I ask them to hand the items to me as they're checking out, instead talking to others in their party. The one time I wouldn't start ringing up someone until she handed me the pajamas she'd piled on the sidecap, they were practically thrown at me.
*bitch-slaps zombie's guest some more for good measure*
I hate the fact that we have to call people 'guests' because I sure wouldn't refer to some of the rude people that come through Target, as my 'guests'... 'nuisances' or 'annoyances' would be a better word.
I'm standing at the espresso machine making a beverage and a guest walks up and says, "Hey! Service! I need a coke and a bag of popcorn!". I smiled and said, "Yes Sir, just go on over there (and pointed to FA) and that team member can help you." "But I want YOU to do it." It went downhill from there. Talk about wanting to bi^$#slap someone.
Today while cashiering after several exchanges with this crotchety old woman:
Guest: One of these thermos is on sale for 11.99. I am not sure which of the 3 were on sale.
*hands me 2 thermos*
Me: This one is 21.99 and this one is 19.99. Do you have the third one?
Guest: No, it was ugly and I didn't like it. Can you just charge me 11.99 for one of these?
Me: Forgot exactly what I said, but the basic translation was: Umm, no?)
Guest: Well fine then I guess I will just go to Walmart!
Next Guest in line: Good, I don't want people like you shopping here.
Guest 1: *pouts and walks out with nothing*
Never have I wanted to high five a Guest so badly.
If I had a nickel for every time I'd tell someone that Icees & sodas are purchased next door - only to have them gesture at the fountains/machines across the way saying "They're RIGHT HERE! WHY can't YOU sell them?!" - I could retire tomorrow.I'm standing at the espresso machine making a beverage and a guest walks up and says, "Hey! Service! I need a coke and a bag of popcorn!". I smiled and said, "Yes Sir, just go on over there (and pointed to FA) and that team member can help you." "But I want YOU to do it." It went downhill from there. Talk about wanting to bi^$#slap someone.
how about 'crotch droppings'?
how about 'crotch droppings'?
Nah, sounds like a venereal disease.