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I tried to apply for SNAP and they said "WOAH, you make TEN whole dollars an hour?! I'm afraid you don't qualify, Mr. Buffett...or is it Mr. Gates?!"
Fuckin' stupid
Fuckin' stupid
didnt know that was a thing but I am gonna be signing up for my 401k after my tax return401k loan ?
We usually make enough to get groceries and I don't like getting assistance when you don't need it. My roommate applied yesterday and we will have about 100 to spend on groceries soon. I don't feel I should apply. I've had it before but I usually wait until it's a real emergency. This ordeal will last two weeks to a month at worst but my next two weeks are full 40s and I can totally survive on basic stuff. I think I'll be okay but I'd love that extra 100 bucks right now to feel comfortable for one more week for things like gas, pet food and and other stuff food stamps cant buy.Quick fyi for you and everyone...just being employed doesn't mean you don't qualify for food stamps. I know several tms who use a SNAP card and get medicaid. When you are living close to the line financially there are programs that can help you make your earnings stretch.
I make just over 13 and would only probably get 50 bucks for SNAP. Odd they won't even give you any.I tried to apply for SNAP and they said "WOAH, you make TEN whole dollars an hour?! I'm afraid you don't qualify, Mr. Buffett...or is it Mr. Gates?!"
Fuckin' stupid
I make just over 13 and would only probably get 50 bucks for SNAP. Odd they won't even give you any.
I make just over 13 and would only probably get 50 bucks for SNAP. Odd they won't even give you any.
Yeah if you have 401k you can take out a loan against it and pay yourself back weekly via paycheck deductions ( plus 5% interest ) you can stretch the payback out over like 2 years if needed typically borrow 1/2 of the total amount in the 401kdidnt know that was a thing but I am gonna be signing up for my 401k after my tax return
Odd because I knew a TM who had a girlfriend going to college so she was kind of dependent on him and he worked 26 ish hours a week on average and got only 80 a month. Felt super bad for him but 80 is better than nothing and he made about 12.50 if I remember.That was a few years ago and there's no way I'd get any now that I make a whole 11.50. Literally the John D. Rockefeller of hourly retail according to the SNAP office
Odd because I knew a TM who had a girlfriend going to college so she was kind of dependent on him and he worked 26 ish hours a week on average and got only 80 a month. Felt super bad for him but 80 is better than nothing and he made about 12.50 if I remember.
I tried to apply for SNAP and they said "WOAH, you make TEN whole dollars an hour?! I'm afraid you don't qualify, Mr. Buffett...or is it Mr. Gates?!"
Fuckin' stupid