Archived My First CA

[Kartman]

I are with sadz...

I called another TM a snake...

I guess I won't do that again. 🙁

 

[GlitterBerries]

Is CA coaching?

 

[Kartman]

Worse, I think...
I signed it.

 

[NPC]

Whoa! I would love to hear the story behind this. Also, what a ridiculous thing to get in trouble for.

 

[Kartman]

It's a long story...

The worst is my TL said this would make me an "effective TM" come raise time.

I was hoping for @ least Excellent - even Outstanding.

Never called out, always came in when called.

 

[NPC]

It's a long story...

The worst is my TL said this would make me an "effective TM" come raise time.

I was hoping for @ least Excellent...

Never called out, always came in when called.

Sounds more like they needed an excuse to save money then. It's not like you called someone a stupid motherfucker or something. Is snake even an insult? Snakes are cool animals! You should say you meant it as a compliment!

 

[Nauzhror]

Motherfucker's a compliment too. I was just expressing envy at all the hot MILFs my coworker hooks up with. Really.

 

[Kartman]

I can't believe that one action decides my yearly raise...

 

[Nauzhror]

Hmm, my next review will surely be an IE then. I may possibly be on a final for a comment I made a few months ago.

 

[Kartman]

I hope my TL is wrong...

The other ETL's love my cart grabbing / FA awesomeness.

 

[Sanzano]

Unfortunately I wouldn't get your hopes up for anything more than an E Kartman. And Nauz, you'd know if you were on a final because your GSTL would have to take you into an office, have you sign (for the 3rd time usually) paperwork and specifically say it was a final warning and you'd be terminated if the behavior wasn't corrected.

 

[Coqui]

Just be careful with what you say to others Kartman. Regardless of how you meant it, if someone else is offended by it, it can be considered harassment. Yes I know, a little extreme but nowadays people are so easily offended. Keep your head up, this doesn't define you.

 

[Kartman]

It sucks.

But...

Now I know.

 

[Coqui]

Take it as a learning experience.

 

[thetargetman]

Just continue to do your job... keep your nose clean, and watch your mouth... I hope everything works out for you!

 

[Leonhart621]

Man, if my raise depends on the words coming out my mouth, they have to create another category below the lowest review

 

[redeye58]

Really?
That's the worst they could come up with? Blew right past coaching to CA?
That's beyond pathetic.
Watch your back, Kartman.

 

[commiecorvus]

That's some serious bullshit.
You must have insulted one of their favorites.
Sorry to hear that.
Keep on keeping on, brother.
Don't let them get you down.

 

[signingminion]

My first thought was you crossed somebody. Keep your kilt straight and you'll bounce back.

 

[Jill of All Trades]

Welcome to the penalty box

 

[redeye58]

Is CA coaching?

Corrective Action, which is a documented plan to improve behavior based on a series of past events.
Coachings are 'warnings' that your action/recent event was not brand/not considered company-appropriate & was noted by someone in leadership. Several coachings can lead to a Corrective Action.
Must've been extreme for them to blow past coachings to a CA.

 

[Kartman]

I called someone who tricked the LOD into making me (I was the CA that day) close the cafe a "snake."

Oh the horror...

 

[redeye58]

Dude, if you're getting a CA it should've been epic......like 'duct-tapped up & thrown in the freezer' epic.
'Snake' doesn't even come close.

 

[Kartman]

Hell if I know. This person has been with Spot over two decades and knows how to work the system, I guess.

Go figure...

 

[Kompa]

So your raise is going to be 13 cents instead of 17? Oh well