The Breakroom Memes

[Black Sheep 214]

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My cat did this!

A cat burglar!😹

 

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[qmosqueen]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000,
and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)

Never take life too seriously.

★♫.•Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile. ♫★

 

[qmosqueen]

you're gonna love this one.......

 

[countingsheep]

Go be magical!

 

[redeye58]

Rodeo sex: Doing doggy-style with your wife, call her by her sister's name, then try to hang on for 8 seconds.

 

[Kartman]

Hallway sex - you brush past each other and both of you say Fuck You!

 

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[qmosqueen]

Sorry kids school starts now.

 

[sprinklesontop]

Sorry kids school starts now.

^^^^^^ I love this sooooooo much !!!!!

 

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[qmosqueen]

Time for. ....,

 

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[JustanotherTL]

Nuff said

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

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Nuff said

I hope that was not your store# on the sign.

 

[Backroom81]

Hallway sex - you brush past each other and both of you say Fuck You!

That's called "Marriage Sex"

 

[JustanotherTL]

I hope that was not your store# on the sign.

Lol no, thankfully. It was sent by an old friend.

 

[BullseyeBlues]

That's called "Marriage Sex"

Then I have several spouses at guest services because IGS is too crowded behind the wall when it’s busy...

 

[BoxCutter]

Yeah, like that ever happens.