The Breakroom Memes

[happygoth]

Boo. Candy corn is a sugar shot, and that's what makes them great.

So you're the one...! 😁

 

[Yetive]

So you're the one...! 😁

Bet she likes fruitcake too, lol.

 

[Tessa120]

Never had the courage to try fruitcake. Anything with a shelf life longer than me is not something I want to put in my stomach.

And I hate Peeps.

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[happygoth]

Never had the courage to try fruitcake. Anything with a shelf life longer than me is not something I want to put in my stomach.

And I hate Peeps.

I've never tried fruitcake either. Anyone else here ever have it? What's it like?

ETA: I loved Peeps when I was a kid, but I haven't had one in years.

 

[qmosqueen]

Another smart T

 

[balthrop]

had to do that a few times. that and the nuke drill was not a particularly fun one

 

[commiecorvus]

 

[Noiinteam]

Never had the courage to try fruitcake. Anything with a shelf life longer than me is not something I want to put in my stomach.

And I hate Peeps.

Well girl you don't have to even see peeps on the shelf till Easter. Heard it on the news the other day. They have shut down for awhile. RIP ps I detest them too

 

[redeye58]

Anyone else here ever have it? What's it like?

MIL used to make it.
Basically it was a pan packed tight with candied fruit & pecans with just enough batter to hold it together while baking.
Even warm out of the oven it was tough to cut & eat.
Husband abs LOVED it tho

 

[BoxCutter]

All you need to know about fruitcake:

141-year-old fruitcake is a Michigan family's heirloom

TECUMSEH, Mich. (AP) — Some families pass down jewelry, watches or even recipes. But a Michigan family has its own heirloom: a 141-year-old fruitcake.

apnews.com

 

[Tessa120]

🤢🤮

 

[Yetive]

 

[commiecorvus]

One of the comments I see here a lot is in response to a members rant about a problem in their store "If you have that kind attitude, how do you even work at Target?"
The fact is most people who work retail and restaurants have a mask they slip on for dealing with the public.
Here they don't have to wear that mask.

 

[RealFuckingName]

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Um, terrifying.

 

[happygoth]

I've found that one of the best things about working here is that I don't feel I have to put on my "customer service" persona near as much as I did at my old job. And what little I did use all but flew out the window once the 'rona hit. I keep my interactions as short and to the point as possible.

 

[redeye58]

"No wonder you're so exhausted when you get home."

Exact words from my husband as he watched me work thru a line of exceedingly needy guests.

 

[balthrop]

Pals for Life…… and will we have chicken?

 

[Tessa120]

No Leroy Jenkins please. We've already got an asteroid heading our way. We don't need it to bring a friend.

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[qmosqueen]

Let’s hope for a
Miracle

 

[happygoth]

Let’s hope for a
Miracle

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I'm not even religious, but 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[Tessa120]

(May be a repeat. If so, sorry.)

 

[Black Sheep 214]