The Breakroom Memes

[Tessa120]

 

[redeye58]

The definition of rodeo sex?
Doing it doggie style with your wife, calling her by her sister's name then trying to hang on for 8 seconds.

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[commiecorvus]

 

[balthrop]

that'd be the long island ice tea I so want to be drinking now. tho there is a new bar down the street. but yeah the 'rona kinda put that in the no no zone

 

[dannyy315]

"My walkie died"

Seriously though, I had this team leader tonight that micromanages everythingggggg. Every 2 minutes she's like "fix this" and "fix that" and I'm like "I KNOWWWWW". Walkie died right when the store closed and I had an hour left in my shift, and it was a wonderful peaceful final hour. Study after study shows that micromanaging leads to low morale and decreased productivity. Managers that show trust get the best results.

 

[happygoth]

"My walkie died"

Seriously though, I had this team leader tonight that micromanages everythingggggg. Every 2 minutes she's like "fix this" and "fix that" and I'm like "I KNOWWWWW". Walkie died right when the store closed and I had an hour left in my shift, and it was a wonderful peaceful final hour. Study after study shows that micromanaging leads to low morale and decreased productivity. Managers that show trust get the best results.

Constant chatter on the radio drives me nuts, made worse by some leaders' annoying voices.

 

[dannyy315]

Constant chatter on the radio drives me nuts, made worse by some leaders' annoying voices.

Yeah it can be stressful. Now my weekday team lead is awesome. He gives your assignments and leaves you alone. It’s great because I can focus on my routine and make the most efficient use of my time. If there’s something near the end of the night that needs fixing, he’ll let you know. But this specific one I had over the weekend is the opposite of that. It could be 30 minutes into the shift and she would be like “hey can you fix this endcap?”. And it’s like I’m fixing something else right now, I wish I can do more than one thing at once but I can’t, soooooo… Pulling me into a thousand different directions just creates chaos.

 

[qmosqueen]

I almost cried

 

[commiecorvus]

Damn, even though I knew they saved it, I seriously kept expecting it to get squished.
Just stop you stupid dog, so they can save you.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Damn, even though I knew they saved it, I seriously kept expecting it to get squished.
Just stop you stupid dog, so they can save you.

The dog was scared & coming from the flipped over car. The owner was reunited with the dog.

 

[qmosqueen]

I love this show

 

[qmosqueen]

Here is me the rest of today

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[TallAPGuy]

 

[commiecorvus]

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[commiecorvus]

It's 10F and we have about two feet of snow outside.
Spring ain't a thing.

 

[redeye58]

After our little arctic blast every tree dropped all their leaves, including live oaks which NORMALLY have leaves year round.
Today I finally saw them budding again.

 

[commiecorvus]

 

[qmosqueen]

To all my neighbors who keep their dogs outside or in the garage

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[TallAPGuy]

Spoiler: Quote

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Reminds me of the comic Pixie and Brutus on Instagram. Lookup @petfoolery, it's pretty good and funny.

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