The Breakroom Memes

[commiecorvus]

 

[buliSBI]

THE BLACK FRIDAY TEAM MEMBER BLESSING -

Well its that annual time once again. Resurrecting the Black Friday Team Member Blessing for 2020 - And this time we have COVID to top it off. OH HELL!!!


Blessed are the children of the Red and Khaki/Jeans.
The Black Day of the Annual Apocolypse is upon us my children.
The hoard of the evil and gluttonous will be ravaging the streets and markets for the superficial.




The sacrificial time of eating only turkey scraps and cold pies of pumpkin in return of hours of hard labor and public ridicule are here.
Time of being with our families will be stricken to none.
Blessed are those that perform this noble sacrifice.
May you endure.
Let this torture and agony be quick and painless.
Be safe my Team Members and I pray for your return with good health to the Breakroom. AMEN

PS.
Be sure to wear a mask
And If all else fails.....
Purge the insanity. Baseball bats in Sporting Goods and knives in Kitchenwares and weapons of Level 4 or lower are now legal. The "Make It Right For The Guest" has been nullified.

 

[TallAPGuy]

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[Militantagnostic]

What's Karen gonna do when she gets popped by a Magic Tiara!?

 

[Tessa120]

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[IHaveNoIdea]

This might be posted already due to this thread being 85 pages long but....

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[commiecorvus]

My headset, work it does not. Hear you, I could not.

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[Yetive]

 

[commiecorvus]

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[qmosqueen]

Oh look Christmas candles

 

[Tessa120]

Did y'all really post cats and Christmas memes on a thread followed by a crazy cat lady? Well, you asked for it.

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[SigningLady]

View attachment 11880

Ooh! This gives me an idea to use my Halloween Jack Skellington with my outdoor Christmas decor. The Jack we currently sell for Christmas is crap, only a measly 4 ft tall, way overpriced for the size.

 

[happygoth]

View attachment 11880

Ooh! This gives me an idea to use my Halloween Jack Skellington with my outdoor Christmas decor. The Jack we currently sell for Christmas is crap, only a measly 4 ft tall, way overpriced for the size.

I always put a Santa hat on my skeleton that sits year-round on a giant display bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream in my den.

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[commiecorvus]