Archived The Handicap Stall Conundrum

[Joejoe12]

Tell you PMT he most likely may not know about the issue. I can tell you though parts for the rest room door take about 3 months from the time they are ordered to come in. That's why I got smart and stocked up and had spare locks handed and cost hooks for each of the stalls in my store

 

[sher]

Like, I don't understand how this has been a problem for YEARS. A few weeks ago the handle for the door broke off and they fixed that but not the door. wtf.

Years!? It's possibly one of those things where everyone assumes someone else has already said something and that it's just being ignored when in reality no one has mentioned it yet. Kinda like how no one calls the cops when they hear people screaming for help because they assume someone else will, but everyone makes the same assumption.

 

[ForeverInMMB]

Our PMT would stare at it for five minutes, complain about it, stare at it for five more minutes, then call his PMT buddy at another store about it for two hours, stare at it for five more minutes, then look into getting it fixed.

 

[Kartman]

He sounds like he was trained by our PMT.

 

[NPC]

 

[qmosqueen]

Such a small wee wee.

 

[Redzee]

^ explains a lot.

 

[NPC]

Such a small wee wee.

Lmfao, we'll I don't think the artist's intent was to draw something erotic.

 

[NPC]

^ explains a lot.

Is that supposed to be some joke at my expense? Well jokes on you, because it's true! My wee wee is tiny! It's so small, my urethra isn't even connected to it! I have to pee sitting down! In fact, my penis is actually just a small bundle of nerves that only serve as useful during sexual intimacy. It's otherwise useless! My penis is so small, doctors call it a "clitoris." Must be some weird doctor joke.

 

[Kartman]

Crikey! I have just the opposite problems!!!

My deck is huge!

 

[commiecorvus]

Is that supposed to be some joke at my expense? Well jokes on you, because it's true! My wee wee is tiny! It's so small, my urethra isn't even connected to it! I have to pee sitting down! In fact, my penis is actually just a small bundle of nerves that only serve as useful during sexual intimacy. It's otherwise useless! My penis is so small, doctors call it a "clitoris." Must be some weird doctor joke.

I don't think it was meant to be at your expense.
To me the was that the reason the cartoon character went to such lengths to keep the door closed was embarrassment about his wee Willie winkie.
Of course now that I've explained that it's not funny at all.

 

[Redzee]

Is that supposed to be some joke at my expense? Well jokes on you, because it's true! My wee wee is tiny! It's so small, my urethra isn't even connected to it! I have to pee sitting down! In fact, my penis is actually just a small bundle of nerves that only serve as useful during sexual intimacy. It's otherwise useless! My penis is so small, doctors call it a "clitoris." Must be some weird doctor joke.

Uh actually I was thinking condition of the floors I've observed. You get points for flexibility though.